Why Did My Dog Have To Die
John ValbyVersion1
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A long, long time ago,
I can still remember
when I got my very first blow job
How my little pecker quivered
With every tongue lap she delivered
And when she licked my ball sack
I couldn't hold my wad back
I tried to stick it up her butt
but I split her ass and ripped her gut
I knew I had to find a slut
The day my puppy died
And I was singin'....
why, why, did my dog have to die
That retriever had a beaver that would never go dry
she'd get my pipe and slippers & she'd unzip my fly
Why did my dog have to die.
Everybody...
why, why, did his dog have to die
That retriever had a beaver that would never go dry
she'd get his pipe and slippers then she'd unzip his fly
Why did his dog have to die.
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Readable chord sheet for Why Did My Dog Have To Die by John Valby
[G]A long, [D]long time [Em]ago, [Am]I can still [C]remember [Em]when I got my very first blow [D]job [Em]How my little pecker [Am]quivered [Em]With every tongue lap[Am] she delivered And [C]when she [G]licked my [Am]ball sack I c[C]ouldn't hold my w[D]ad back [G]I tried to stick it[D] up her [Em]butt [Am]but I split her ass and [C]ripped her gut [G]I knew I [D]had to [Em]find a slut The [C]day my [D]puppy [G]died [D]And I was singin'.... [G]why, [C]why, did my [G]dog have to [D]die [G]That retriever had a [C]beaver that would [G]never go [D]dry [G]she'd get my pipe and[C] slippers & she'd [G]unzip my [D]fly [Em]Why did my dog have to [Am]die. [Em] [D] [D]Everybody... [G]why, [C]why, did his[G] dog have to[D] die [G]That retriever had a [C]beaver that would [G]never go [D]dry [G]she'd get his pipe an[C]d slippers then sh[G]e'd unzip[D] his fly [Em]Why did his dog have to[Am] die. [Em] [D]