Shithouse Blues

[G]Ahhh
[C]Ah, hey bob a re bob
[G]Ah, hey bob a re bob
[D]Ah, [C]I got them shithouse [G]blues   [D]

[F]ahh
[F]Yo[G]ur mamas in jail,
[F]Yo[G]ur papas on bail,
[F]Yo[G]ur sisters on the corner
[G]yellin' pussy for sale

NOTE: Whenever John plays this, he will ask the audience for names,
and make up verses about them. Return to the chorus after each verse.

[Classic versus]

I know a girl
Her name is Lisa
You can fuck her now
and charge it on Visa

I know a dago
his name is Guido
his dicks so small
he can fuck a mosquito

I know a girl
her name is Lori
Her cunts so big
it's got a second story

I know a bouncer
his name is Louie
the front of his pants
is always Gooey

I know a lawyer
his name is Frank
He's so full of shit
he needs a septic tank

See that boyscout
turning green
someone pissed
in his canteen