Puff The Magic Tampon
John ValbyVersion1
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON
LIVED BETWEEN HER KNEE'S
AND FROLICKED IN THAT AWFUL MIST OF THE LAND OF YEAST AND CHEESE
PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON WHEN HE FIRST TOOK THE PLUNGE
MADE A SPLASH INSIDE HER GASH AND SWELLED UP LIKE A SPONGE
LITTLE JACKY'S PECKER HE LOVED THAT RASCAL PUFF
HE FUCKED TILL HIS LITTLE HEAD GOT RED
HE COULDN'T GET ENOUGH
THEN ONE DAY IT HAPPENED PUFFY SPRANG A LEAK
BUT DON'T COMPLAIN YOU SLEAZY BITCH
HE'S BEEN IN YOUR BOX A WEEK
PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON LIVED BETWEEN HER KNEES
AND FROLICKED IN THAT AWFUL MIST OF THE LAND OF YEAST AND CHEESE
PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON WAS THROWN IN A GARBAGE CAN
AND GOT RECYCLED AS FIBER IN
KELLOGG'S RAISIN BRAN
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Readable chord sheet for Puff The Magic Tampon by John Valby
[A]PUFF THE MAGIC [C#9]TAMPON [D]LIVED BETWEEN H[A]ER KNEE'S [D]AND FROLICKED IN TH[A]AT AWFUL MIST OF THE[F#9] LAND OF[B9] YEAST AND[E] CHEESE [A]PUFF THE MAGIC [C#9]TAMPON WHEN [D]HE FIRST TOOK THE [A]PLUNGE [D]MADE A SPLASH [A]INSIDE HER GASH AND [F#9]SWELLED UP L[B9]IKE A S[E]PONGE [A]LITTLE JACKY'S[C#9] PECKER HE [D]LOVED THAT RASCAL [A]PUFF HE [E]FUCKED TILL HIS LITTLE [A]HEAD GOT RED HE [F#]COULDN'T [B9]GET [E]ENOUGH [A]THEN ONE DAY IT [C#9]HAPPENED P[D]UFFY SPRANG A [E]LEAK BUT [D]DON'T COMPLAIN YOU[A] SLEAZY BITCH HE'S BEEN [F#9]IN YOUR B[B9]OX A W[E]EEK [A]PUFF THE MAGIC [C#m]TAMPON L[D]IVED BETWEEN HER [A]KNEES AND [D]FROLICKED IN THA[A]T AWFUL MIST OF TH[F#]E LAND O[B9]F YEAST A[E]ND CHEESE [A]PUFF THE MAGIC [C#9]TAMPON WAS T[D]HROWN IN A GARBAGE C[A]AN AND [D]GOT RECYCLED AS [A]FIBER IN [F#9]KELLOGG'[E]S RAIS[A]IN BRAN