My Dick Is Small
John ValbyVersion1
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
Oh my dick is small
and I've only got one ball
And the girls all say it's teeny
but it's still my favorite weenie
Oh my dick is small
and I've only got one ball
Uhh umm Uhh umm
(repeat same chords)
Oh he's got a tiny pole
and on top it got no hole
And everywhere he goes
all the jizz comes out his nose
Oh the dick is small
and it's only got a core
Uhh umm Uhh umm
Oh her titties sag
and she's always on the rag
And her beaver is so hairy
she'll never lose her cherry
Cause her tits are small
and she's got no box at all
Uhh umm Uhh umm
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Readable chord sheet for My Dick Is Small by John Valby
[D] [E] [E]Oh [F#]my d[G]ick [F#]is [E]small [E]and [F#]I've [G]onl[A]y g[F#]ot [G]one [E]ball [G]And [A]the [B]girls all say it's teeny [F#]but i[G]t's [A]still my favorite weenie [E]Oh [F#]my [G]dick [F#]is [E]small [E]and [F#]I've [G]onl[A]y [F#]got [G]one [E]ball [D]Uhh [E]umm [D]Uhh [E]umm (repeat same chords) Oh he's got a tiny pole and on top it got no hole And everywhere he goes all the jizz comes out his nose Oh the dick is small and it's only got a core Uhh umm Uhh umm Oh her titties sag and she's always on the rag And her beaver is so hairy she'll never lose her cherry Cause her tits are small and she's got no box at all Uhh umm Uhh umm