The End Of The Month

[C]You can tell by the smell that she isn't feeling well
As the [G]end of the month rolls [C]around
[C]You can guess there's a mess there underneath her dress
As the [G]end of the month rolls [C]around

So it's [C]Ha Ha H[G]ey, W[C]hat-chu got to[F] say
S[C]hout out your [G]orders loud and clear ...
we got [C]super, regular, [G]large. We've got [C]rags to fit a [F]barge
As the [C]end of the[G] month rolls[C] around

[Choose a next verse; see below]

[C]But it's great.[C]  [F]   when your favorite date[F]  [C]
calls you up and says, [C]"honey, my period ain't [F]late"
Yeah, th[C]e end of, the end of the mo[G]nth... rolls a[E]ro[Eb]und[D]  [C#]     [C]        [F]          [C]

[Extra versus]

She get's stiff when they sniff, but the dogs think it's terr-RIFF
As the end of the month rolls around
You can tell by the stink that she isn't in the pink
As the end of the month rolls around

You can bet it ain't sweat when her underwear is wet
As the end of the month rolls around
You can tell that it itches by the way she always bitches
As the end of the month rolls around

You can tell by her pout that her eggs are falling out
As the end of the month rolls around
You can tell by her walk that you will get it... NOT!
As the end of the month rolls around

You can tell by the stain that she's in a lot of pain
As the end of the month rolls around
You can tell by her stance that she's got cotton in her pants
As the end of the month rolls around

You can tell by her pain that you'll be beating off again
As the end of the month rolls around
You can tell by the string that she's got something up her thing
As the end of the month rolls around

You can tell by the flood that she's losing lots of blood
As the end of the month rolls around
When she's on the rag, you can only cry and beg
As the end of the month rolls around

You can tell by the stench that she's a bloody wench
As the end of the month rolls around
You can tell by her pout that her eggs are failing out
As the end of the month rolls around

You can tell by her walk that you'll sit around and talk
As the end of the month rolls around
You can tell by the blotch that she's got a leaky crotch
As the end of the month rolls around

You can tell by her eyes that there is blood between her thighs
As the end of the month rolls around
You can tell by the blotch that she's got a leaky crotch
As the end of the month rolls around

If she won't let you pump you can do it in her rump
As the end of the month rolls around
If your sex life is a loss and your cock is growing moss
As the end of the month rolls around

If you give her enough beer you can do her in the rear
As the end of the month rolls around
If you get near her with your cock she'll tell you to take a walk
As the end of the month rolls around