You Can't Say C**t in Canada
Kevin Bloody WilsonVersion1
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
Intro
R1
Ah ya can't say cunt in Canada,
Sayin' cunt's not very nice at all,
No ya can't say cunt in Canada,
So I asked the shielas what they called it,
And they said, "Muff, Moot, Minge, Quin, Twat, Little flower, Twinkle, Tunnel of love.
So if ya gonna say cunt in Canada,
You gotta say it with a velvet plum.
And ya can't say cunt in Canada.
R1
No ya can't say cunt in Canada,
So I thought I'd better ask the guys,
And no ya can't say cunt in Canada,
Why wasn't I surprised,
When they said, "Gash, Pussy, Poontang, Beef, Curtain Burger, Gate way to her guts."
(spoken playing C) "Gateway to her guts, what was I smokin' when I wrote that one?"
R2
"Split whisker, Beaver, Long eye, Front bum, Growler, Hairy lassoo."
No ya can't say cunt in Canada,
'Cause cunt's considered pretty fuckin' rude.
R1
No ya can't say cunt in Canada,
So when I get to Montreal,
If ya gonna say cunt in Canada,
Ya gotta say it in french as well,
So here goes, "Fillaploop, Larcon, President, Mitzaron, Smk Smk, Peppi la peu."
But ya can't say cunt in Canada,
'Cause cunt's considered pretty damn rude.
And ya can't say cunt in Canada.
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Readable chord sheet for You Can't Say C**t in Canada by Kevin Bloody Wilson
Intro [C] [C] [C] [C] R1 [C] Ah ya can't say cunt in Canada, Sayin' cunt's not very nice at [F]all, No ya [G]can't say cunt in Canada, So I asked the shielas what they [C]called it, [N.C.]And they said, "[F]Muff, Moot, Minge, Quin, Twat, Little flower, Twinkle, Tunnel of [C]love. So if ya [G]gonna say cunt in Canada, You gotta say it with a velvet [C]plum. And ya [N.C.]can't say cunt in [C]Canada. R1 [C] No ya can't say cunt in Canada, So I thought I'd better ask the [F]guys, And no ya [G]can't say cunt in Canada, Why wasn't I [C]surprised, When they said, "[F]Gash, Pussy, Poontang, Beef, Curtain Burger, Gate way to her [C]guts." (spoken playing C) "Gateway to her guts, what was I smokin' when I wrote that one?" R2 [F] [C] "Split whisker, Beaver, Long eye, Front bum, Growler, Hairy lassoo." No ya [G]can't say cunt in Canada, 'Cause cunt's considered pretty fuckin' [C]rude. R1 [C] No ya can't say cunt in Canada, So when I get to Montre[F]al, If ya [G]gonna say cunt in Canada, Ya gotta say it in french as [C]well, So here goes, "[F]Fillaploop, Larcon, President, Mitzaron, Smk Smk, Peppi la [C]peu." But ya [G]can't say cunt in Canada, 'Cause cunt's considered pretty damn [C]rude. [N.C.]And ya can't say cunt in [C]Canada. [C]