She's the Sorta Sheila (Live)

[A] x4

[A]Well there ain't many sheilas where I come from
But she's the sorta sheila for [E]me.

'N' they recon I got the ugliest one
But she's the sorta sheila for [A]me.

'N' if ya had a dog that looked like that
You'd [D]shave its arse 'n' teach it to walk backwards
But you [E]couldn't teach an animal to fuck like that
So she's the sorta sheila for [A]me.

(play this after each verse)
[E]Yeah, [A]she's the sorta sheila for me
She's the sorta sheila for [E]me

She ain't no fuckin' oil paintin' but
She's the sorta sheila for [A]me.

Extra verses:

Well there's no politically correct word for fuckin' fat

But she's the sorta sheila for me.

Bloke wants to root her gotta follow a map

But she's the sorta sheila for me.

But providing I can get drunk enough

She's Elli McPherson when I'm upin 'er

And even Wayne Kerry wouldn't bother tryin' to fuck 'er

But she's the sorta sheila for me.

She's got B.O. and she's got bad breath

But she's the sorta sheila for me.

She looks like a buffalo wearing a dress

But she's the sorta sheila for me.

She picks her nose and she's always fartin'

Got saggy tits and a saggy arse

But I tell ya what mate I'm fuckin' laughin'

But she's the sorta sheila for me.

Yeah, she ain't to pretty and she ain't to bright

But she's the sorta sheila for me.

She chews tobacco and she smokes a pipe

But she's the sorta sheila for me.

She's got the uglies and she's got the stupids

Mate two short planks look like a computer

And I gotta do this to get the courage up to root 'er

So she's the sorta sheila for me.

play chorus twice

End verse:  (use short palm muted strums)
Yeah you know the [A]best bit is she's [A]deaf 'n' dumb
And her old [D]man dropped dead and [D]left her a pub
So I'm [E]not as fuckin stupid as you [E]thought I was
[E]She's the sorta sheila for [A]me.
[E]She's the sorta sheila for [A]me.
[E]She's the sorta sheila for [A]me.
[E]She's the sorta sheila for [A]me[E]. [A]