That Fuckin Cats Back
Kevin Bloody WilsonVersion1
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I WAS PISSED AND DISORDERLY, AGAIN LAST FRIDAY NIGHT
I GOT THROWN OUT OF THE PUB JUST AFTER NINE
ITS NOT THE FIRST TIME THAT ITS HAPPENED
BUT IF I REMEMBER RIGHT, I THINK THEY CAUGHT ME PISSING IN THE FIRE
WALTZIN' TRIPPIN' TO THE CAR PARK, TOOK A SHORT CUT DOWN A LANE
WHEN A FUCKING CAT JUMPED OUT A RUBBISH TIN
SO I PICKED THE CUNT UP BY ITS TAIL ,AND LOOKED HIM UP AND DOWN
NOW FANCY THROWING AWAY A PERFECTLY GOOD CAT LIKE him
BUT THAT FUCKIN' CATS BACK, NOW HOW'D HE DO THAT
I SLAMMED ME FOOT RIGHT UP HIS BUM AND KICKED THE CUNT TO KINGDOM COME
NOW WHERE THE FUCK DID HE COME FROM THAT FUCKING CATS BACK
I took all the back streets, going home that night,
Cause I didnt wanna end up in the can
And Id just turned into my street after stopping at the lights
When some big prick went and trodded on me hand
I finally got to my place, and tripped ass up on the lawn
Then I spewed me guts up on the cat
I remember eating peanuts and a soggy pie with sauce
But Im fucked if I remember eating that
I slipped in beside me misses, the wrong way up in bed
With me feet where me head was supposed to be
I thought her bed socks where her nightcap
And her knee caps where her tits
But her rotten breath still smelt the same to me
And I just crashed like that till morning
The wrong way up in bed
And Christ I had the horrors when i woke
I though me missus snatch was that fucking cat again
And worse than that some cunt had cut its throat
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Readable chord sheet for That Fuckin Cats Back by Kevin Bloody Wilson
I W[E]AS PISSED AND DISORDERLY, AGA[A]IN LAST FRIDAY NIGHT I G[B]OT THROWN OUT OF THE PUB JUST AFTER N[E]INE IT[E]S NOT THE FIRST TIME THAT ITS HAPPENED BUT[A] IF I REMEMBER RIGHT, I [B]THINK THEY CAUGHT ME PISSING IN THE FI[E]RE WALTZIN' TRIPPIN' TO THE CAR PARK, [A]TOOK A SHORT CUT DOWN A LANE WHE[B]N A FUCKING CAT JUMPED OUT A RUBBISH T[E]IN SO I PICKED THE CUNT UP BY ITS TAIL ,AN[A]D LOOKED HIM UP AND DOWN NOW FA[B]NCY THROWING AWAY A PERFECTLY GOOD CAT LIKE [E]him B[A]UT THAT FUCKIN' CATS [D]BACK, [A]NOW HOW'D HE DO [E]THAT I[E] SLAMMED ME FOOT RIGHT UP HIS BUM AND KICKED THE CU[A]NT TO KINGDOM [B]COME N[A]OW WHERE THE FUCK DID HE COME FROM THAT F[B]UCKING CATS B[E]ACK I took all the back streets, going home that night, Cause I didnt wanna end up in the can And Id just turned into my street after stopping at the lights When some big prick went and trodded on me hand I finally got to my place, and tripped ass up on the lawn Then I spewed me guts up on the cat I remember eating peanuts and a soggy pie with sauce But Im fucked if I remember eating that [back to chorus] I slipped in beside me misses, the wrong way up in bed With me feet where me head was supposed to be I thought her bed socks where her nightcap And her knee caps where her tits But her rotten breath still smelt the same to me And I just crashed like that till morning The wrong way up in bed And Christ I had the horrors when i woke I though me missus snatch was that fucking cat again And worse than that some cunt had cut its throat [back to chorus]