Kevs Courtin Song

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[E] [E] [E][A][E]

Learned to [E]much in me time, buyin' [A]dinner and wine,
And me [E]money on flowers and [B]lollies.
[E]Only to find, that [A]what's on me mind,
[B]Isn't on hers and she's [E]sorry.
So I've [E]made up some lines, to [A]save wastin' time,
And [E]keep me from blowin' me [B]brass.
I'm [E]ever so cool, I just [A]prop on the stool,
[B]Right next to hers and I [E]ask.

Do ya fuck on first [A]dates, [D]   [A]
Does ya Dad own a [E]brewery. [A]   [E]
Could I feel ya [B]tits,
Or would you show 'em [E]to me. [A]   [E]
'Cause ya got a nice [A]head, [D]   [A]
And ya look pretty [E]honest. [A]   [E]
So me [E]face'll be leavin' in [B]quarter an hour,
I'd like you to be [E]on it.

You [E]know how it feels, when ya [A]first meet a sheila,
And the [E]bullshit ya gotta go [B]through.
Like [E]callin' her up, and [A]tellin' her ya love 'er,
When [B]all that ya love's just a [E]screw.
But she [E]wants to hold hands, and you're to [A]meet her old man,
And [E]sit around for hours and [B]talk.
But [E]my method is, you just [A]cut through that shit,
And [B]get down to the goodies straight [E]off.

Do ya fuck on first [A]dates, [D]   [A]
Does ya Dad own a [E]brewery. [A]   [E]
Could I feel ya [B]tits,
Or would you show 'em [E]to me. [A]   [E]
Do ya sleep in the [A]nick, [D]   [A]
Do you give head very [E]often. [A]   [E]
So if [E]we could decide, [B]your place or mine,
We could fuck off [E]then.

So the [E]next time ya see, a [A]good lookin' sheila,
And [E]you'd give a weeks pay to [B]hold 'er.
Don't [E]sit actin' dumb, just [A]front her full on,
And [B]drop a few lines that I've [E]told ya.
This new [E]method of mine, might not [A]work every time,
But [E]then again there's no method [B]will.
I've been [E]spat at and slapped, and [A]kneed in the knackers,
But [B]then I've got a few fucks as [E]well.

Do ya fuck on first [A]dates, [D]   [A]
Does ya Dad own a [E]brewery. [A]   [E]
Could I feel ya [B]tits,
Or would you show 'em [E]to me. [A]   [E]
If the answer is [A]no, [D]   [A]
To me questions [E]above. [A]   [E]
Then [E]be a good sport, and [B]give me the name,
Of a girlfriend who [E]does. [A]   [E]