Darlin Im So Horny
Kevin Bloody WilsonVersion1
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
The kids are at ya mother's place, the house is finally ours.
There's bugger all on tele, and we're just sittin' around.
And ya look all right in the light tonight and I'm down to socks and skids.
You're a walk up start for a fuck tonight so go and put ya teeth in.
'Cause darlin' I'm so horny I could die.
I'd fuck a chicken on a chain tonight just to see the feathers fly.
I'll drown in backed up bodily fluids if I don't get a fuck tonight.
'Cause darlin' I'm so horny I could die.
So you slip out of your canvas nighty, I'll kick off me skids.
Ya just can't beat a good old fashion fuck, ta' help ya get a good nights sleep.
So grab the jar of vasaline, and drag ya arse across the room.
Prepare to meet thy baby maker, prepare to meet thy doom.
Play Chorus:
So clear the table Mabel, let me grab a hold of those tits.
One, two, three, four, foreplay's over, now let's get down to business.
I got a hard-on here that a cat couldn't scratch, so ya better get a bucket of ice.
Been a bit a back pressure buildin' up, so darlin' hang on tight.
Play Chorus twice:
Oh darlin' I'm so horny I could die.
Oh darlin' I'm so horny I could die.
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Readable chord sheet for Darlin Im So Horny by Kevin Bloody Wilson
[C] [G] [F] [C] [G] [C] The [C]kids are at ya mother's place, the house is finally [F]ours. There's [G]bugger all on tele, and [F]we're just sittin' [C]around. And ya [C]look all right in the light tonight and I'm down to socks an[F]d skids. You're a [G]walk up start for a fuck tonight so go and put ya teeth in. 'Cause [C]darlin' I'm so horny I could [F]die. [G]I'd fuck a chicken on a chain tonight just to [F]see the feathers [C]fly. I'll [C]drown in backed up bodily fluids if I don't get a fuck [F]tonight. 'Cause [G]darlin' I'm so horny I could [C]die. [C] [G] [F] [C] [G] [C] So [C]you slip out of your canvas nighty, I'll kick off me [F]skids. Ya [G]just can't beat a good old fashion fuck, ta' [F]help ya get a good nights [C]sleep. So [C]grab the jar of vasaline, and drag ya arse across the r[F]oom. [G]Prepare to meet thy baby maker, prepare to meet thy doom. Play Chorus: [C] [G] [F] [C] [G] [C] So [C]clear the table Mabel, let me grab a hold of those [F]tits. [G]One, two, three, four, foreplay's over, now [F]let's get down to [C]business. I got a [C]hard-on here that a cat couldn't scratch, so ya better get a bucket of [F]ice. Been a [G]bit a back pressure buildin' up, so darlin' hang on tight. Play Chorus twice: Oh [G]darlin' I'm so horny I could [C]die. Oh [G]darlin' I'm so horny I could [C]die. [C] [G] [F] [C] [G] [C]