Your Pitiful
Weird Al YankovicVersions2
90
Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
x2
My life is brilliant.
What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?
My life is brilliant.
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
really ain't impressing' me
You're suffering' from delusions of
Adequacy
You're Pitiful. You're Pitiful.
You're Pitiful, it's true.
Never had a date That ya couldn't inflate
And ya smell repulsive too
What a bummer bein' you
Well ya just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls ya
Farty Pants
But you always have a job well I mean
As long as you still can work that slurpie machine
You're Pitiful. You're Pitiful.
You're Pitiful, it's true.
You're half undressed Eatin' chips of your chest
While you're playin' Halo 2
No one's classier than you
Cadd9 Em7 Cadd9 D/FCadd9-->D/F#
La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, LOSER
You're Pitiful. You're Pitiful.
You're Pitiful, it's true.
Your dog would much rather Play fetch by itself
You still live with your Mom and you're 42
Guess you'll never grow a clue
When it just sucks to be you
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Readable chord sheet for Your Pitiful by Weird Al Yankovic
[G] [G/f#] [Em7] [Cadd9] x2
[G] [G/f#] [Em7] [Cadd9]
My life is brilliant.
What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?
[G]My life is brilliant.
[G/f#]
Your life's a joke
[Em7]You're just pathetic
[Cadd9]You're always broke
Your[G] homemade Star Trek uniform
[G/f#]
really ain't impressing' me
You'[Em7]re suffering' from delusions of
Adequac[Cadd9]y [D/F#]
[Cadd9]You're Pitifu[D/F#]l. Yo[Em7]u're Pitiful.[D/F#]
[Cadd9]You're Pitifu[D/F#]l, it's tr[G]ue.
Ne[Cadd9]ver had a[D/F#] date That ya c[G]ould[D/F#]n't i[Em7]nflate
And ya[Cadd9] smell repu[D/F#]lsive to[Em7]o
[Cadd9] [D/F#] [G] [G/f#] [Em7] [Cadd9]
What a bummer bein' you
Well ya ju[G]st can't dance
[G/f#]
And forget romance
Everybody [Em7]you know still calls ya
[Cadd9] Farty Pants
[G] [G/f#]
But you always have a job well I mean
As l[Em7]ong as you still can work tha[Cadd9]t slurpie machine
[Cadd9]You're Pitifu[D/F#]l. Yo[Em7]u're Pitiful.[D/F#]
[Cadd9]You're Pitifu[D/F#]l, it's tr[G]ue.
Yo[Cadd9]u're half[D/F#] undressed Eatin' chi[G]ps o[D/F#]f you[Em7]r chest
While [Cadd9]you're play[D/F#]in' Halo[Em7] 2
No one's cla[Cadd9]ssier [D/F#]than you[G]
Cadd9 Em7 Cadd9 D/F
La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, LOSER
[Cadd9]You're Pitifu[D/F#]l. Yo[Em7]u're Pitiful.[D/F#]
[Cadd9]You're Pitifu[D/F#]l, it's tr[G]ue.
Your d[Cadd9]og would mu[D/F#]ch rather Play fet[G]ch by [D/F#]itsel[Em7]f
You still[Cadd9] live with your Mom and y[D/F#]ou're 42 [G] [D/F#] [Em7]
Guess you[Cadd9]'ll neve[D/F#]r grow a [Em7]clue
When it[Cadd9] just [D/F#]sucks to [G]be you