A Complicated Song
Weird Al YankovicVersion1
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Chords in this song
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D-DU-UDU
Uh huh
extra cheese
Uh huh
save a peice for me
pizza, party at your house
i went, just to check it out
nineteen extra larges, what a shame knowone came
just us eating all alown
you said take the pizza home
no sence letting all this go to to waste so then i faced
pizza all day, and every day
cheese round the clock, its getting me blocked
and i sure dont care, for irregularities
tell me
Why'd you have to and make me so constipated
couse right now id do
anything at all to get my bowles evacuated
in the bathroom
and i sit, and i wait, and i strain
and i sweat, and i clench and i feel the pain oh,
should i take laxitive or have my colon irrigated
No no no
i was, feeling pretty down
till my, girlfriend came around
were just, so alike in every way, ive gotta say
in fact, i just thought i might
pop the, question there that night
i was, kissing her so tenderly, but woe is me
who would have guest, her family crest
i suddenly spied, tattoed on her thigh
and sun of a gun, its just like the one on me
tell me
how was i supposed to know that we were both related
belive me if i
new she was my cousin we never would have dated
what to do now
should i go ahead and propose
and get hitched, and have kids with eleven toes
and move to allabamma where that kind of thing is tollerated
No no no
No no (no no)
No no (no no)
No No (no no)
No...
i had, so much on my mind
i thought, maybe id unwind
try out that new roller coaster ride, and the guide
said not to stand, but thats a demand
that i couldnt meet, i got on my feet
and stood up instead, and knocked of my head you see
tell me
why'd i have to go and get myself decapitated
this really is a
major inconvenience oh man i really hate it
such a drag now
i cant eat, i cant breath, i cant snore
i cant belch or yodell any more, cant
spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated
oh no
why'd i have to go and myself all mutilated
i gotta tell you
life without a head kinda makes me irritated
what a bummer
i cant blink, i cant cough, i cant sneeze
but my neck is enjoyng a pleasant breeze now
ive never been the same since my head and me were seperated
No no no
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Readable chord sheet for A Complicated Song by Weird Al Yankovic
[Dm] Uh huh [F] [C]extra cheese [Dm] Uh huh [F] [C]save a peice for me [F]pizza, party at your house [Dm]i went, just to check it out [Bb]nineteen extra larges, [C]what a shame knowone came [F]just us eating all alown [Dm]you said take the pizza home [Bb]no sence letting all this[C] go to to waste so then i faced [Bb]pizza all day, and every day [Dm]cheese round the clock, its getting me blocked [Bb]and i sure dont care, for irregularities [C]tell me [Dm]Why'd you have to and make me [Bb]so constipated [F] [C]couse right now id do [Dm]anything at all to get my bo[Bb]wles evacuated [F] [C]in the bathroom [Dm]and i sit, and i wait,[Bb] and i strain and i swe[F]at, and i clench and i fee[C]l the pain oh, [Gm]should i take laxitive or have my colon irrigated [Bb] No no no [F]i was, feeling pretty down [Dm]till my, girlfriend came around [Bb]were just, so alike in every w[C]ay, ive gotta say [F]in fact, i just thought i might [Dm]pop the, question there that night [Bb]i was, kissing her so tenderl[C]y, but woe is me [Bb]who would have guest, her family crest [Dm]i suddenly spied, tattoed on her thigh [Bb]and sun of a gun, its just like the one on me [C]tell me [Dm]how was i supposed to know tha[Bb]t we were both re[F]lated [C]belive me if i [Dm]new she was my cousin we nev[Bb]er would have dated[F] [C]what to do now [Dm]should i go ahead and [Bb]propose and get h[F]itched, and have kids with[C] eleven toes [Gm]and move to allabamma where that kind of thing is tol[Bb]lerated No no no [F]No no (no no) [Dm]No no (no no) [Bb]No No (no no) [C]No... [F]i had, so much on my mind [Dm]i thought, maybe id unwind [Bb]try out that new roller[C] coaster ride, and the guide [Bb]said not to stand, but thats a demand [Dm]that i couldnt meet, i got on my feet [Bb]and stood up instead, and knocked of my head you see [C]tell me [Dm]why'd i have to go and get mys[Bb]elf decapitated [F] [C]this really is a [Dm]major inconvenience oh man i[Bb] really hate it [F] [C]such a drag now [Dm]i cant eat, i cant bre[Bb]ath, i cant snore i cant be[F]lch or yodell any more, ca[C]nt [Gm]spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated [Bb] oh no [Dm]why'd i have to go and myself [Bb]all mutilated [F] [C]i gotta tell you [Dm]life without a head kinda ma[Bb]kes me irritated [F] [C]what a bummer [Dm]i cant blink, i cant c[Bb]ough, i cant sneeze but my ne[F]ck is enjoyng a pleasant b[C]reeze now [Gm]ive never been the same since my head and me were sep[Bb]erated No no no