Yoda

I [E]met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it [A]bubbles all the time like a [D]giant carbonated
[E]             [A]
Soda  S-O-[D]-[A] soda
I [E]saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I [A]asked him his name and in a [D]raspy voice he said
[E]Yoda  Y-O-D-A [A]Yoda [D] Yo yo yo yo [C]Yoda [D]    [E]
Well [E]I've been around but I ain't never seen
A guy who [A]looks like a Muppet but he's [D]wrinkled and green
Oh my [E]Yoda  yo yo yo yo [A]Yoda
Well [E]I'm not dumb but I can't understand
How he can [A]lift me in the air just by [D]raising his hand
Oh my [E]Yoda  yo yo yo yo [A]Yoda [D] yo yo yo yo [C]Yoda [D]    [E]

[B7]Well I left home just a week before
And [F#7]I never ever been a Jedi before
But [A]Obi-wan, he set me straight of course
[A]He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force."
Well, [E]I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it [A]looks like I'm gonna start all [D]over again with my
[E]Yoda  yo yo yo yo [A]Yoda [D] yo yo yo yo [C]Yoda [D]    [E]
[E]Yoda  yo yo yo yo [A]Yoda [D] yo yo yo yo [C]Yoda [D]    [E]

So [A]I used [E]the [B]Force
I [A]picked [E]up a [B]box
I [A]lifted [E]some roc[B]ks
While I [E]stood [Ab7]on my [C#m]head
But [B]I won't forget what Yoda [B6]said
He said, "[E]Luke, stay away from the darker side,
And if you [A]start to go astray, let the [D]Force be your guide."
Oh, my [E]Yoda  yo yo yo yo [A]Yoda
I [E]know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But, re[A]member if you kill him then you'll [D]be unemployed
Oh, my [E]Yoda  yo yo yo yo [A]Yoda
[B7]Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So [F#7]I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess
But [A]I know that I'll be coming back some day
[A]I'll be playing this part till I'm old and gray
The [E]long-term contract I had to sign
Says I'll be [A]making these movies till the [D]end of time
Oh, my Y[E]oda  yo yo yo yo [A]Yoda [D] yo yo yo yo [C]Yoda [D]    [E]
[E]Yoda  yo yo yo yo [A]Yoda [D] yo yo yo yo [C]Yoda [D]    [E]
[E]Yoda  yo yo yo yo [A]Yoda [D] yo yo yo yo [C]Yoda [D]    [E]

(repeat until tired)