Virus Alert
Weird Al YankovicVersion1
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Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
Really want to give you a warning
Cause I found out this morning
Bout a dangerous, insidious computer virus
If you should get an email with the subject: "Stinky Cheese"
Better not go taking your chances
Under no circumstances
Should you open it or else it will
Translate your documents into Swahili
Make your TV record "Gigli"
Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling
(Look out!) It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
(Look out!) Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
(Look out!) Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too
And the hard drive of anyone related to you
F-C#----F#
Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
( )
Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
It'll make your keyboard all sticky
Give your poodle a hickey
And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
Then it will tie up your phone making prank long distance calls
It'll set your clocks back an hour
And start hogging the shower
So just trash it now, or else it will
Decide to give you a permanent wedgie
Legally change your name to Reggie
Even mess up the pH balance in your pool
(Look out!) It's gonna melt your face right off of your skull
(Look out!) And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
(Look out!) And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're tryin' to sleep
(Look out!) And make you physically attracted to sheep
(Look out!) Steal your identity and your credit cards
(Look out!) Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
(Look out!) Then cause a major rift in time and space
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
That's right, it's a...
Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born
So before it e-mails your grandmother all of your Porn...
Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground
Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were alive
Virus alert
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
What are you waiting for?
Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know
Hit... send... right... now
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Readable chord sheet for Virus Alert by Weird Al Yankovic
[F#m]Hey, everyone, listen up, your atte[E]ntion if you please Really want to [F#m]give you a warning Cause I fou[B]nd out this morning Bout a dan[C#]gerous, insidious computer virus [F#m]If you should get an email with the sub[E]ject: "Stinky Cheese" Better not go t[F#m]aking your chances Under n[B]o circumstances Should you o[C#]pen it or e[Eb]lse it will [Eb]Translate your do[Abm]cuments into Swa[C#]hili [Abm]Make your TV record "Gi[C#]gli" [Abm]Neuter your pets and give your l[C#]aundry static cl[F#]ing (Look o[E]ut!) It's gonna make your computer screen freeze (Look [F#]out!) Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs (Look ou[E]t!) Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too And the h[Ab]ard drive of anyone [C#]related to you F Virus alert! [F#]Delete immediately bef[C#]ore someone gets hurt F[Abm]orward this message on to [C#]everybody ([Abm] [C#]) Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls It'll make your keyboard all sticky Give your poodle a hickey And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney Then it will tie up your phone making prank long distance calls It'll set your clocks back an hour And start hogging the shower So just trash it now, or else it will Decide to give you a permanent wedgie Legally change your name to Reggie Even mess up the pH balance in your pool (Look out!) It's gonna melt your face right off of your skull (Look out!) And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull (Look out!) And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're tryin' to sleep (Look out!) And make you physically attracted to sheep (Look out!) Steal your identity and your credit cards (Look out!) Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards (Look out!) Then cause a major rift in time and space And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place [C#]That's right, it's a... Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Warn all your friends, send this to everybody [Abm]Tell everyone you know, tell e[C#]verybody n[F#]ow If you get infe[C#]cted, you'll w[Abm]ish you ha[Bbm]d ne[F#]ver been bo[C#]rn So before it e[C#]-mails your gr[Abm]andmother[Bbm] all[F#] of your Por[C#]n... [F#]Turn off your computer and make su[E]re it powers down [E]Drop it in a 43-foot h[F#]ole in the ground [F#]Bury it completely, rocks and bou[E]lders should be fine [E]Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you we[Ab]re alive [C#] Virus alert Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Virus alert Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Virus alert Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Warn all your friends, send this to everybody [Abm]Tell everyone you know, tell e[C#]verybody n[F#]ow [F#]What are you waiting for? [F#]Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know Hit... send... right... now