Tmz

[D]You're sort of famous, A minor celebri[A]ty,
And so it only makes sense, the world would[Em] be
Obsessed with every single thing[G] you do
[D]They're running 'round with their camcorders in the[A] night,
They're lurking patiently and hopin' that they just[Em] might
See something real embarrassing[G] you do

The [Em]bad hair day and [G]sweat-stained T-shirt,
[D]That's the story that [A]they're gonna feature
[Em]With exclusive pics of your [G]flabby behind,
You think you're [A]all alone but that's right when you'll find...

A bunch of [D]paparazzi poppin' outta nowhere,
[A]Cameras in your face And then sudden[Em]ly-y-yy
You're on TM[G]Z-e-ee You're on TM[D]Z

[D]Following you when you're walking down the s[A]treet
And askin' stupid questions while you're tryin' [Em]to eat
So you cover your face thinking to your[G]self:
"Hey, isn't this creepy?"

[D]And they're out there praying you'll have a big melt[A]down
And take 'em on a little car chase through this whole [Em]town

They'll be there with you when you're going to jail,
[G]First on the scene for every wardrobe fail

[Em]You just picked up [G]some transvestite,
[D]Seconds later, it's [A]up on the website
[Em]Get a Vegas wedding, [G]a quickie divorce,
And they'll be [A]sneaking in, snappin' pictures of course

And if they [D]ever catch you pickin' your nose or
[A]Stumblin' down the street on a drunken s[Em]pree-e-ee
You're on TM[G]Z-ee
[D]Stalkin' you, just waiting by your front door
[A]Trailin' you through airport securi[Em]ty-y-yy,
They're with TM[G]Z
They're with TM[D]Z

"We caugh[D]t t[A]his[Em] Osc[G]ar nominee...picking up dog poo!"
"Is that a baby bump?"
"I pronounce her guilty...of leaving the house while fat!"
"Look who's drinking coffee!!"
"Everything celebrities do is fascinating!"

Oh, lemme tell ya it's [Em]gettin' to the point where
A fa[G]mous person can't
Even [D]get a DUI,
or go [A]on a racist rant
Those [Em]guys are all around
So you r[G]eally shouldn't dare
Goin' to e[D]very club in town
If you've l[A]ost your underwear...

Seems that [D]every single time a star decides to
[A]Shave their head or ram their car into a [Em]tree-e-ee,
They're on TM[G]Z-e-ee
[D]If they catch you peein' in the bushes,
[A]Later on that night, well I guaran[Em]tee-e-ee
You're on TM[G]Z-e-ee, You're on TM[D]Z
You're on TM[A]Z
Every single celebri[Em]ty-y-yy,
Knows they're gonna [G]be-e-ee, They're on TM[D]Z