Melanie

[C]Me-he-he-[D]hela[G]nie,
[Am]What can the p[D]roblem be?
Sweet M[C]e-he-he-[D]he-helan[G]ie,
[C]Why won't you go [D]out with [G]me?

[D]She lived a[C]cross the street on the [G]fifteenth floor of the [D]Gilmore building.
[Am]I saw her [C]in the shower [G]reaching for some [D]soap.
[D]I knew she [C]had to be the [G]girl for me, and to [D]think I probably
   [Am]never would have [C]found her,
If I [G]hadn't bought that [D]telescope.

Me-he-he-helanie,
What can the problem be?
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie,
Why won't you go out with me?

I just can't understand it.
Why won't you return my phone calls?
Are you still mad I gave a mohawk to your cat?
If you'd just say the word, I'm certain that our love would last
   forever and ever,
Or are you too dumb to realize that?

Me-he-he-helanie,
What can the problem be?
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie,
Why won't you go out with me?

[Am]How can you ignore me, when you [D]know that I can't live without you?
[Am]I have to go through your garbage [C]just to learn more a[D]bout you.
Melanie,

Oh sweet Me-he-he-helanie,
Why won't you go out with me?

You weren't impressed when I tattooed your name across my forehead.
You wouldn't listen when I promised to be true.
I couldn't stand it, so I jumped out from the sixteenth story
   window right above you.
Now I may be dead but I still love you.

Me-he-he-helanie,
What can the problem be?
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie,
Why won't you go out with me?