Everything You Know Is Wrong

D   C   G/B   A   A7 (hold, then two strummed A7s and straight to verse)

all verses are the same):

[D]I was driving on the [G]freeway [A]in the [D]fast lane with a

rabid [G]wolver[A]ine in[Bbdim] my un[Bm]der[Bm/A]wear when [E/G#]sudden[E]ly a guy

be[A]hind me in the backseat popped right [G]up and cupped

his hands across my [D/F#]eyes.  I [D]guessed, "Is it [G]Uncle

[A]Frank or cousin [D]Louie, is it Bob or [G]Joe or [A]Walter,

[Bbdim]could it [Bm]be Bill or [Bm/A]Jim or Ed or [E/G#]Bernie or [E]Steve,

I probably [A]would have kept on guessing but a[A7]bout

that time we crashed into the [Bm]truck, and as I'm

laying [E7]bleeding there on the [A]asphalt [D/F#]finally I

[G]recogn[D]ize the [Em]face of my [G]hibachi dealer, who

[A]takes off [A7/G]his pr[A/F#]osthetic [A/E]lips, and tells me:

[D]Everyt[G]hing you [A]know is [D]wrong, black is white,

up is d[G]own and [A]short[Bbdim] is lo[Bm]ng, and e[Bm/A]veryt[E/G#]hing

you t[E]hought was just [A]so [A7/G]important [A/F#]doesn't [A/E]matter,

[D]Every[G]thing you [A]know is [D]wrong, just forget the

[C#sus4]words and [F#m]sing a[Bm]long, all you [Bm/A]need to [E/G#]underst[E]and is

[G]everything you [A]know is wrong.

*- First time :  F   G
   Second time:  D
   Third time:

[G]Everything you [A]know is ([Bm]everything you [C#m]know is)

[G]Everything you [A]know is [D]wrong!  ([D]end)

(Accordion Solo:)
[G]              [E]              [F#]              [G]       [A]

(Baritone Saxaphone Solo:)
[Cm]     [F]   [G]   [Am]     [Bb]      [Am]      [Bb]      [G]       [C]

(Guitar Solo:)
[Dm]      [Eb]     [F]      [F#]      [Am]      [Bb]      [G]       [C]   [A7] (two strums
then into verse)

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