Ebay

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                       Yeah...                                    A used

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    pig           bath__robe    A rare ...  mint      snowglobe

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    A smurf        TV     Tray         I    bought on    e_____Bay

My [Em]house ... is [C]filled [G]with this [Em]crap
Shows [C]up in- [G]bubble w[Em]rap
Most [C]every [G]day
What [Em]I bought on [D]eB[G]ay

Tell me [C]why (I need another [D]pet [G]rock)
Tell me [C]why (I got that Alf [D]alarm [G]clock)
Tell me [C]why (I bid on Shatner's [D]old [G]toupee)
[Em]They had it on [D]eB[G]ay

I'll[Em] buy (buy, buy,)... your [C]knick-[G]knack
Just c[Em]heck ... my [C]feed[G]back
"A+[Em]+!" they [C]all [G]say
They [Em]love me on [D]eB[G]ay

Gonna [C]buy (a slightly-damaged [D]golf [G]pack)
Gonna [C]buy (some Beanie Babies, [D]new with [G]tags)
From some [C]guy I've never met in [D]Nor[G]way
[Em]Found him on [B]eBay

[Em]I am the type who is [Em7]liable to snipe you
With[C] two seconds left to [Am]go, [D]whoa
Got [Em]Paypal or Visa, [Em7]whatever'll please ya
As [Am]long as I've got the [Dsus4]dough  [D]

(no chords in song!)
I'll [C]buy ... your [D]tchotch[G]kes
Sell [C]me ... your [D]watch, [G]please
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I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
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I'm highest [Asus4]bidder now

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(Yeahhh) Junk [Asus4]keeps arriving[E] in the [A]mail
[Asus4]From that worldwide g[E]arage [A]sale
(Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
[Asus4]Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard [E]ash[A]tray
Oh [F#m]yeah ... I bought it on [E]eB[A]ay

CHORUS 
Wanna [Asus4]buy (a PacMan Fever [E]lunch[A]box)
Wanna [Asus4]buy (a case on vintage [E]tube [A]socks)
Wanna [Asus4]buy (a Kleenex used by [E]Dr.[A]Dre, Dr. Dre)
[F#m]Found it on [E]eB[A]ay

CHORUS 
Wanna [Asus4]buy (that Farrah Fawcett [E]po[A]ster)
(Pez [Asus4]dispensers and a [E]toas[A]ter)
Don't know [Asus4]why ... the kind of stuff you'd [E]throw [A]away
I'll [Asus4]buy on [E]eB[A]ay

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What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y