Canadian Idiot

[A] [D] [G] [D] [A] [G]

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Don't want to be [A] Canadian idiot.    [A] [D] [G] [D] [A] [G]

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Dont want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut.   A D G D A G

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and do I look like some frost bitten hosehead ?    A D G D A G

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I never learned my alphabet from "A" to "Zed".   A D G D A G

[D]They all live on donuts and moose meat

[A]and they leave the house without packin' heat

[E]never even bring their guns t[A]o the mall

[D]and you know what else is too funny

[A]their stupid monopoly money

[E]can't take 'em seriously at...

[A] [D] [G] [D] [A] [G]

[A] [D] [G] [D] [A] [G]
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Well maple syrup and snow's what they export   ([A] [D] [G] [D] [A] [G])

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they treat curling just like it's [A] real sport  ([A] [D] [G] [D] [A] [G])

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they think their silly accent is so cute     ([A] [D] [G] [D] [A] [G])

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can't understand [A] thing they're talking aboot   ([A] [D] [G] [D] [A] [G])

[D]sure they got their national health care

[A]cheaper meds low crime rates and clean air

[E]then again well they got cel[A]ine dion

[D]eat their weight in kraft macaroni

[A]and dream of driving a zamboni

[E]all over saskatchewan

[A] [D] [G] [D] [A] [G]
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[A] [D] [G] [D] [A] [G]

[D]  [A]  [E]  [A]
[D](IN[A]TRO[E])  [A]

(Chords same as intro)

Don't want to be a Canadian idiot

Won't figure out the temperature in Celcius

[Ab]see t[C#]he ma[F#]p the[C#]y're[Ab] hove[F#]ring right over us

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tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous

[D]always hear the same kind of story

[A]break their nose and they'll just say sorry

[E]tell me what kind of freaks [A]are that polite

[D]It's gotta mean they're all up to something

[A]so quick before they see it coming

[E]time for a pre-emptive strike

[A] [D] [G] [D] [A] [G]
[A] [D] [G] [D] [A] [G]

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