Achy Breaky Song

[A]You can torture me with Donnie and Marie
You can play some Barry Mantiloe    [E]

Or you can play some shlock like New Kids on the Block
Or any Villiage People song you k[A]now

Or play Vanilla Ice, hey you can play him twice
and you can play the BeeGees anyday [E]

But Mr. DJ please, I'm begging on my knees
I just can't take no more of Bill[A]ie Ray

1st chorus

[A]Don't play that song.  That Achy Breaky song
The most anoying song I k[E]now

and if you play that song, that Achy Breaky song
I might blow up my radio.  [A] Hooooo

2nd verse

You can clear the room by playing Debbie Boone
Or crank your Abba records until dawn
Oh, I could even hear Slim Whitman or Zamfair
Don't mind a Yoko Ono marathon
Or play some Tiffany on 8 track or CD
Or scratch your fingernails across the board
Or tie me to a chair, and kick me down the stairs
Just please don't play that stupid song no more

2nd chorus

Don't play that song.  That Achy Breaky song
You know I hate that song a bunch
And if you play that song,  that Achy Breaky song
It might just make me lose my lunch.    Hoooooo

3rd chorus

Don't play that song.  That Achy Breaky song
I think it's driving me insane
Oh, please don't play that song, that irritating song
I'd rather have a pitchfork through my brain.

(repeat 1st Chorus)