Jerk My Kirk
Warp 11Version1
90
Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
= XX0232
= X02220
= 020100
= 320033
= X24422
(open chords no distortion)
DAE7----
(same as intro)
Well, space is cold. Its so fuckin lonely
And though Im bold. Im pretty fuckin homely
I got a heavy load. Its fuckin overwhelming
And I may explode. This motherfucking ship Im helming
I had a rough day at work
And my back really hurts
The crew dont take me seriously they just look at me and smirk
Ill just go back to my quarters and jerk my Kirk
You pass me in the corridors
You never ever notice me lurking
Im spending all my time alone
Nobody knows how hard Im working it
I wanna take a voyage home
Cause right now Im going berserk and
The places where my fantasies roam
Have got my blood burning
I had a rough day at work
And my back really hurts
Im gonna quit star fleet and be a motherfuckin file clerk
Or just go back to my quarters and jerk my Kirk
(distortion on, switch to bar chords and palm mute)
E-------B-------C-------B------- (x2)
All by myself in my own private hell my quarters are a dungeon and my mind is a cell
Where Im locked up tight alone every night losing the battle of a Pon farr fight
And I cant get control Im never ever done I cant let go of my own number one
But I try, God I try! If I could just stop and re-supply
But I know Im never gonna stop jerking my Kirk til the day I drop
And I know nothing works Im always gonna have to jerk my Kirk
::Repeat Chorus 2::
(repeat through end solo)
Im gonna jerk my Kirk! (hes gonna jerk his Kirk)
End on slow down-strum of Bsus2
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Readable chord sheet for Jerk My Kirk by Warp 11
[D] = XX0232 [A] = X02220 [E7] = 020100 [G] = 320033 [Bsus2] = X24422 (open chords no distortion) DAE7---- (same as intro) [D]Well, spa[A]ce is [E7]cold. Its so fuckin lonely And though Im bold. Im pretty fuckin homely I got a heavy load. Its fuckin overwhelming And I may explode. This motherfucking ship Im helming [G]I had a r[Bsus2]ough day at [A]work And my back really hurts The crew dont take me seriously they just look at me and smirk Ill just go back to my quarters and jerk my Kirk [D]You pass[A] me in t[E7]he corridors You never ever notice me lurking Im spending all my time alone Nobody knows how hard Im working it I wanna take a voyage home Cause right now Im going berserk and The places where my fantasies roam Have got my blood burning [G]I had [Bsus2]a rough day at [A]work And my back really hurts Im gonna quit star fleet and be a motherfuckin file clerk Or just go back to my quarters and jerk my Kirk (distortion on, switch to bar chords and palm mute) E-------B-------C-------B------- (x2) [E]All by myself in my [B]own private hell m[C]y quarters are a dungeon a[B]nd my mind is a cell Where Im locked up tight alone every night losing the battle of a Pon farr fight And I cant get control Im never ever done I cant let go of my own number one But I try, God I try! If I could just stop and re-supply But I know Im never gonna stop jerking my Kirk til the day I drop And I know nothing works Im always gonna have to jerk my Kirk ::Repeat Chorus 2:: (repeat through end solo) [D]Im gonna [A]jerk my K[E7]irk! (hes gonna jerk his Kirk) End on slow down-strum of Bsus2