Betazoid Mind Fuck

{tuning: Standard (EADGBE)}
{section: Intro riff}
{sot}   [A]                [C]            [D]              [A]           [G]
e:-12-12-12-12-12/15-15-15-15-15/17-17-17-17-17\12-12-12-12\10-----|
B:--x--x--x--x—x-/-x--x--x--x—x-/-x--x--x--x—x-\-x--x--x--x-\-x----|{eot}
G:-14-14-14-14-14/17-17-17-17-17/19-19-19-19-19\14-14-14-14\12-----|   X4*
{sot}D:-14-14-14-14-14/17-17-17-17-17/19-19-19-19-19\14-14-14-14\12-----|
A:-12-12-12-12-12/15-15-15-15-15/17-17-17-17-17\12-12-12-12\10-----|
E:--x--x--x--x—x/--x--x--x--x--x-/-x--x--x--x—x-\-x--x-x--x-\-x----|{eot}

{section: Verse 1}
(Palm mute bar chords and slide)
[A]She’s in my bed[C] and in my head
[D]Knows what I’m thinking [A]before it’s said[G]
[A]I’m in a bind, [C]she’s in my mind
[D]I tried drinking j[A]ust to stay ahead [G]
[A]What am I [C]supposed to do [D]when she can read my mind?
[A]She knows when I’m[C] looking at a[D]nother girl’s be[E]hind

(repeat chord structure of first stanza)

She knows that I hate her cat
And that I think that dress makes her look fat
Got her a gift, looked in her eyes
She got upset cause I ruined the surprise
Why does she torture me with all this romance?
When I know that she knows I just want in her pants
[E] [D] [C] [B] [A]

{section: Chorus}
(The guitar isn’t strummed here, instead picked back and forth very fast
from the low E string to the A string. Just follow the same basic chord structure
of the intro and verses but try and pick and slide as fast as you can.)

[A]I'm in the middle of a [C]Betazoid mind fuck
[D]I'm in the middle of a [A]Betazoid mind fuck[G]
[A]I'm in the middle of a [C]Betazoid mind fuck
[D]I'm in the middle, [E]I'm in the middle

{section: Verse 2}
(same as verse1)
What can I say? I can’t protest
I’m always thinking about her chest
And then I dropped a mental bomb
Because I thought about sex with her mom
I know that we must be getting closer to the end
Cause I know that she knows I want a threesome with her friend

(Repeat Chorus)

{section: Bridge}
(Palm mute and slide up/down)
[E]She wrecks all the [D]fantasies that [C]I have in my [B]head
Because I have to think of her whenever we're in bed
Sometimes I wish I was an android or machine
Cause then she wouldn’t have found my Ferengi nudie magazines

(Repeat Chorus) x2
[E] [D] [C] [B] [A]
 [End]