Rand

[E]---[A]---[B]---(x4)(use bar chords strumming only the e-B-G strings)

(same 3 string strumming pattern as intro)
                          [E]---[A]---[B]---
She had long legs and blond hair
                      [E]---[A]---[B]---
And a skirt cut to here
                              [E]---[A]---[B]---
She's the sexiest go-go boot wearin' little hottie
                 [E]---[A]---[B]---
In the final frontier
                        [E]---[A]---[B]---
She had a digital clipboard
As she walked down the hall
And when she looked at the bridge crew
She knew that she could have sex with 'em all

(in comes full strum bar chords with distortion)
[E]Ye[Ab]oma[A]n [B]Rand
I'll be your man
Captain Kirk had his hand up your skirt
But I don't give a damn

hold on B

[E]---[A]---[B]---
She had a thing for the Captain
But didn't we all
She used to mainline the Venus drug
Cut with pure alcohol
She was fired you know
After six episodes
And my heart was forever broken
When she left the show

Repeat chorus1

[E]Ye[Ab]oma[A]n [B]Rand
I'll be your man
With a need for warp speed and more speed
You just don't understand

Repeat chorus1