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What Would Jesus Do

The Axis Of Awesome
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Life  isn't always  easy  It isn't always fun
 When  you lose direction Your  world can come undone
 When  you're in need of  guidiance And help  is over  due
 You might ask  yourself  this question
 What Would Jesus Do?
 If you  were at a party  And the host  ran out of wine
 He'd make  some more with magic And bring  on back good times
 But in  this situation  You couldn't  see it through
 He's the  son  of God  And he shits  all over you
You  can't do  what Jesus  can do
You're  the King of Nothing,  and he's  the King of jews
He  knows every magic  trick, you only  know a few
 Don't  even bother asking
 What Would Jesus Do?
Can  you heal a leper?
 Or feed a crowd  with fish and bread?
Can  you walk on water?
 Did  you rise from the dead?
 And  did you give your life up
 To save  humans from bad luck?
Were  you born of virgin  birth,
 Or did  your parents... have sex?
You  can't do  what Jesus  can do
He  had twelve apostles  and no  one follows you
When  facing a dilema  Let logic  guide you through
 What  kind of dick-head wonders
 What Would Jesus Do?
 When Jesus was  betrayed  And wrapped up all his trust
 He used  His laser vision  And turned judas  into dust
 When Lois Lane  was dying  Jesus held  her  in His  arms
 He flew backwards  'round the world  To keep  her safe from harm
 When Jesus  tours the country In His Rock  n' Roll band Kiss
 A thousands  cheer his music  Even tough it's hit the miss
You  can't do  what Jesus  can do  (Jesus shits all over you )
There  are three of Him,  and there's only  one of you  (And Jesus can fly )
He  can cure a blind  man, you  can't cure the flu
(played  with  bar on 12)
 He's a zombie wizard who also knows kung-fu
  (  bar 12) (Bar  12) (bar  7) (bar  5)
 So next time you're in trouble Thinking What Would Jesus do
Try  not to  forget  He's a million,  billion, trillion times
 Better than you  God gave Rock n' Roll  to you,
Gave  Rock n' Roll  to you,
Gave  Rock n' Roll  to everyone,
God  gave Rock n' Roll  to you,
Gave  Rock n' Roll  to you,
Put  it in the soul  of everyone.

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Readable chord sheet for What Would Jesus Do by The Axis Of Awesome

[A]Life isn't alw[D]ays easy[A] It isn't always fun
W[F#m]hen you lose direction Your[D] world can come undone
When[A] you're in need of[D] guidiance And [C#m]help is over[F#m] due
You might [F#m]ask yours[C#m]elf this q[D]uestion[Dm]
What Would Jesus Do? [A]   [D]     [A]       [D]

If [A]you were at a [D]party And the [A]host ran out of wine
He'd [F#m]make some more with magic And [D]bring on back good times
But [A]in this sit[D]uation You c[C#m]ouldn't see it [F#m]through
He's the[F#m] son[C#m] of [D]God And he [E]shits all over you

[A]You can't [A7]do what [D]Jesus can [D]do[E]
[A]You're the King of [A7]Nothing, and [D]he's the King of [D]je[E]ws
[F#m]He knows every [C#m]magic trick, you [D]only know a [Dm]few
Don't[D] even bother asking [Dm]
What Would Jesus Do? [A]   [D]     [A]       [A7]

[D]Can you heal a leper?
Or feed a [A]crowd with fish and bread?
[Bm]Can you walk on water?
D[F#m]id you rise from the dead?
And[D] did you give your life up
To save[A] humans from bad luck?
[G]Were you born of [D]virgin birth,
Or d[E]id your parents... have sex?

[A]You can't [A7]do what [D]Jesus can [D]do[E]
[A]He had twelve a[A7]postles and [D]no one follows [D]yo[E]u
[F#m]When facing a di[C#m]lema Let [D]logic guide you [Dm]through
What[D] kind of dick-head wonders[Dm]
What Would Jesus Do? [A]   [D]     [A]       [D]

When J[E]esus [E]was bet[E]rayed And wrapped up [Bm]all [Bm]his [Bm]trust
He [D]used His laser [E]vision And turned [A]judas into dust
When [E]Lois [E]Lane was [E]dying Jesus [Bm]held her[Bm] in His[Bm] arms
He flew [D]backwards 'round the [E]world To [A]keep her safe from harm
When [F#m]Jesus tours the country In His [E]Rock n' Roll band Kiss
A [D]thousands cheer his [B]music[E] Even tough it's hit the miss

[A]You can't [A7]do what [D]Jesus can [D]do[E] (Jesus shits all over you )
[A]There are three of [A7]Him, and there's [D]only one of [D]yo[E]u (And Jesus can fly )
[F#m]He can cure a [C#m]blind man, [D]you can't cure the [Dm]flu
[D]             [A]          [B]               [A] [A](played with [A] bar on 12)
He's a zombie wizard who also knows kung-fu

   [A]( bar 12)          [D](Bar 12)        [F#](bar 7)        [E](bar 5)
So next time you're in trouble Thinking What Would Jesus do
[Bm]Try not [C#m]to for[D]get He's a [E]million, billion, trillion times
Better than you[A] God gave Rock n' [E]Roll to you,
[F#m]Gave Rock n' [E]Roll to you,
[D]Gave Rock n' [C]Rol[D]l to [A]everyone, [E]
[A]God gave Rock n' [E]Roll to you,
[F#m]Gave Rock n' [E]Roll to you,
[D]Put it in the [C]sou[D]l of [A]everyone.

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