The Glorious Epic Of Three Men
The Axis Of AwesomeVersion1
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Through the mist of smoke and flame
Rides a man, a mighty lord
His foes fall in pain
Women cry his name
The gift of rock his reward
With a voice that can power light bulbs
Wound a bear and shatter souls
He calms the hounds of Hades
All the single ladies
Put your hands up
Rock 'n Roll
2
Under rock and craggy mountain
In the ancient hall he dwells
His piano shines with glory
He sings an ancient story
Of betrayal by the Elves
Commentary: 1
Wait, sorry. Ancient halls? Elves?
You're making me a dwarf, aren't you?
No, no. You are a mighty warrior
His six brothers, grim and
They saw a maid, as white as snow
A magic mirror found her
Now she's off, they flounder
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work he goes
Commentary: 2
Ah, thanks. I'm a dwarf then, a Disney dwarf
Yes, yes! A mighty, mighty dwarf!
1
Man of earth and man of fire
Battle brothers to the core
Valor soaring ever higher
But we're empty, lost without one more
3
Hello, my name is Lee
And I play the guitar OOOOOOOHHHHHH
And I play the guitar!
Commentary: 3
What?
1
And so we ride onwards to destiny
Our foes and enemies slain
Fighting fierce beasts, eating their meats
We ride!
And Awesome's our name
Commentary: 4
Jordon!
Riding on a skeleton horse of fire!
Lee!
Riding on a skeleton horse of fire!
But no, I'm riding a skeleton horse of fire
Ya, you have to pick something different
Lee!
Riding on a skeleton horse of... water!
What? A waterhorse?
You mean like a seahorse?
Well, at least I'm not riding on a chicken!
Who said I'm riding on a chicken?
Benny!
Riding on a chicken!
But why do I have to ride a chicken?
You guys got to choose yours!
I want to ride a dragon!
2
And so we ride onwards to destiny
On horse, seahorse, and hen
Evil destroyed, homeless employed
We ride!
From now till the end
And in the misty halls of Asgard
Where the Gods watch over man
They tried to curse the Axis for our pride
But alas, we were too awesome
Their powers weak against our might
So we kicked them in the balls
And then they cried
3
And so we ride onwards to destiny
With swords and weapons and shit
Lightning will flash
Thunder will clash
We ride into infinity!
We fly and don't need a plane
We'll fill you with love
Till heaven and earth combine!
And Awesome's our name
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Readable chord sheet for The Glorious Epic Of Three Men by The Axis Of Awesome
[Em] [C] [Am] [F#] [Bm] [C#] [Em] [B] [Bm] 1 [Em]Through the mist of smoke and flame [C]Rides a man, a mighty lord [Am]His foes fall in pain [F#]Women cry his name [Em]The gift of rock his re[B]ward [Em]With a voice that can power light bulbs [C]Wound a bear and shatter souls [Am]He calms the hounds of Hades [F#]All the single ladies [Em]Put your hands up [B]Rock 'n Roll 2 [Em]Under rock and craggy mountain [C]In the ancient hall he dwells [Am]His piano shines with glory [F#]He sings an ancient story [Em]Of betrayal by the El[B]ves Commentary: 1 Wait, sorry. Ancient halls? Elves? You're making me a dwarf, aren't you? No, no. You are a mighty warrior [Em]His six brothers, grim and [C]They saw a maid, as white as snow [Am]A magic mirror found her [F#]Now she's off, they flounder [Em]Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work he g[B]oes Commentary: 2 Ah, thanks. I'm a dwarf then, a Disney dwarf Yes, yes! A mighty, mighty dwarf! 1 [Am]Man of earth and man of fire [Em] [D]Battle brothers [G]to the c[C]ore [Bm]Valor soaring ever higher [Am] [D]But we're e[F#m]mpty, lost without one m[B]ore 3 [E]Hello, my name is Lee [G]And I play the guitar O[C]OOOOOOHH[A]HHHH [D]And I play the gui[B]tar! Commentary: 3 What? 1 [C]And so we ride onwards to des[G]tiny [Bm]Our foes and [D]enemies s[Em]lain [A]Fighting fierce beasts, e[F#]ating their meats [A]We ri[D]de! [B] And Awesome's our n[E]ame Commentary: 4 Jordon! Riding on a skeleton horse of fire! Lee! Riding on a skeleton horse of fire! But no, I'm riding a skeleton horse of fire Ya, you have to pick something different Lee! Riding on a skeleton horse of... water! What? A waterhorse? You mean like a seahorse? Well, at least I'm not riding on a chicken! Who said I'm riding on a chicken? Benny! Riding on a chicken! But why do I have to ride a chicken? You guys got to choose yours! I want to ride a dragon! 2 [C]And so we ride onwards to des[G]tiny [Bm]On horse, s[D]eahorse, and h[Em]en [A]Evil destroyed, h[F#]omeless employed [A]We r[D]ide! [B] From now till the e[E]nd [D]And in the misty h[Am]alls of Asgard [F]Where the Gods w[C]atch over man [Dm]They tried to c[E]urse the A[Am]xis for our p[D]ride [Bm]But alas, we [Am]were too awesome [F]Their powers weak a[C]gainst our might [Dm]So we kicked them in the b[F]alls [B]And then they cried 3 [C]And so we ride onwards to d[G]estiny [Bm]With swords a[D]nd weapons and s[Em]hit [A]Lightning will flash [F#]Thunder will clash [A]We r[D]ide into infi[A]nity! [C#m]We fly and don't need a p[F#m]lane [B]We'll f[Ab]ill you with love Till h[B]eaven and ea[E]rth com[Bb]bine! And Awesome's our na[F#]me