How To Write A Love Song

AMaj7sus2  x0x100 or [Cm7]/[A] (for simplicity)
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B6sus4     x2x100    [C#m7]/[B]
CAugMaj7   x3x100    [C#m7]/[C]

[C#m7]              [C#m7]     [A]              S[C#m7]teel [F#]String Guita[C#m7]r    [B]        [C#m7]             [C]
[C#m7]Chimes        [C#m7]     [A]              S[C#m7]ynthe[F#]tic Percussi[C#m7]on   [B]       [C#m7]            [C]

[C#m7]Baby Girl, I wanna [C#m7]show [A]you how much I really [C#m7]love [F#]you
How much I [C#m7]reall[B]y love y[C#m7]ou   [C]
Baby Gi[C#m7]rl, That's what I c[C#m7]all y[A]ou to show you that my[C#m7] love[F#] for you is true

[C#m7] [B]  [C#m7] [C]

Baby Gi[C#m7]rl,    I [C#m7]love [A]you so great that I[C#m7] wrot[F#]e you this [C#m7]song [B]       [C#m7]            [C]
and to s[C#m7]how you how much I really [C#m7]care [A]it sounds like [C#m7]every[F#] other one

[C#m7] [B] [C#m7] [C]

[C#m7]The beat kicks in and then I [C#m7]sing [A]a bit more rythmically
T[C#m7]o mak[F#]e it sensual I [C#m7]sing [B]it in a [C#m7]minor[C] key
[C#m7]I move my hands like I'm pu[C#m7]shing[A] someone in front of me
[C#m7]Now t[F#]hat's the first verse and [C#m7]now I[B]'m gonna [C#m7]take [C]it to the [A]bridge

I say [Abm]something bout how I dont wanna [F#m]break up
then i [Abm]turn around and rhyme it with [A]make up
I [Abm]tell you that we should be [F#m]together (How Long)
[Abm]Forever (That's Long)
and [A]Ever (So Long)
Girl your [Abm]always in my [F#m]heart (In my Heart)
and I [Abm]never want to be [A]apart (Never be apart)
Honey [Abm]you'll always be [F#m]mine (Baby be Mine)
Baby [Abm]girl it's chorus [F#m]time

[A]This is how you write a l[B]ove song
Yeah [Abm]this is how you write a cliche [F#m]love song
[A]This is how you write a [B]love song

Yeah a shitty 90's R n' B love song

This i[C#m7]s my backup and he[C#m7] sing[A]s quite breathilly (Breathilly)
He[C#m7] take[F#]s the words I sing and[C#m7] sing[B]s them a[C#m7]fter [C]me (Sings em after me)
He [C#m7]emphasises words an[C#m7]d sin[A]gs them emphatically (I sing EMPHATICALLY)
[C#m7]Now l[F#]isten to us singing acapella harmony   [A]
[Abm] Now were back at the [F#m]bridge
I haven't [Abm]written anything for [A]this
  So. I'm. [Abm]gooo honna. [F#m]streeh heeetch. [Abm]ooout. the w[A]ords.
[Abm] repeating [F#m]everything i [Abm]say
Til I [A]get (Til I get)
Til I [Abm]get (Til I get)
Til I [F#m]get (Til I get)
Til I [Abm]get back to the chorus [F#m]
[A]This is how you write a [B]love song
[Abm]Yeah a shitty, shitty, shitty, shitty [F#m]love song
And to [A]show you I care I throw m[B]y hands in the air
And cut the music while I sing a long n[C#m]oooooooote   [Abm]

[C#m]Hey girl I've been standing up the back not doing m[Abm]uch for this song
But that's because my talents are quite limite[C#m]d
But that don't mean that I love you any less[Abm]

In fact it means the opposite (Im just showing off my voice)

[C#m]    It just it's so hard for me to find the words

To really express the[Abm] way that I feel about you girl

Especially whe[C#m]n I have to worry about fitting those words to music

And there's some kind of rhym[Abm]e structure involved (Meaningless Whisper)

[C#m]I know it's lazy song writing but I dont care
[Abm]Cos I sleep on a big pile of money at night
[C#m]  girl You might think it's weird girl
that three guys are singing about the[Abm] one girl girl
But let me tell you something girl it'[C#m]s not weird at all
In fact girl It's an industry standard[Abm]

and it happens all the time (Happens all the time)
[C#m]Well girl I better wrap this up about now[Abm] cos I just about to cut off by..

Woahowoahowoahoahoh [F#m]

[A]Baby I wrote you a [B]love song
It wasn't [Abm]hard It really didn't [F#m]take long
A[A] totally generic [B]love song
Yeah r[Abm]eally this could be about [F#m]anyone, but it's for you
y[A]eah this is a lov[B]e song, [Abm]Non-Specific [F#m]girl
T[A]o let you know we take it s[B]eriously
Then [C]watch as we change the [Gm]key
When you [Bb]change the key in a [C]love song
It [Am]means your singing passiona[Gm]tely
but We [Bb]still haven't reached the [C]end
now were [C#]gonna change the key a[Abm]gain
[F#]Look at me I'm singing a l[C#]ove song
Yeah [Bbm]anyone can sing a shitty l[Abm]ove
Ou[F#]r love is so[C#] unique
That I[Bbm] copied every other[F#] shitty love song

Girl

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