The Break-up Song

[A]

It's not you, it's m[A]e
And me don't like yo[E]u
It's not you, it's [A]I and
I am breaking up with yo[A]u

[A]
You swore up and down the w[A]alls
'Twilight is is best trilogy of [E]all'
Some how you got me to agr[A]ee
to dress up like Edward for Hallow[A]een
But now that I'm coming cle[D]an
First off, Twilight is a quadr[A]illogy
And that tan werewolf dude isn't wor[E]thy
Of re[E]moving,
A wookie's dingleber[A]ries

(Chewbacca impressions)

[A]It's not me, it's yo[A]u
(Even more I think about it) It's definitely y[E]ou
But it might be [A]me
Cause me decided to date y[A]ou

When we went out on our first da[A]te
You said you don't eat anything with a [E]face
Then for the next eighteen mo[A]nths
I ate sausage made from rice and waln[A]uts (that's not sausage)
But now that we're parting wa[D]ys
Newsflash, Fish have a fac[E]e!
And unless it's in a newton, he doesn't want another f[A]ig!
Tonight I'm eating a rabbit-ven-it-ture-duck-in-i[A]g

That's a rabbit inside a duck, inside a chicken, inside a turkey, inside a deer, inside
a pig (deep fried), with gravy (beef gravy)

(That's disgusting. And impossible)

It's you, it's y[A]ou (no doubt about it)
It was always totally y[E]ou
But now it's up to m[A]e
And me is now dumping y[A]ou