Fast Food Folk Song At The Taco Bell Drive-thru

[C]I'll start with a taco, soft like a cloud
I [Am]want mine crunchy, I like to eat loud.
I'll [F]choose a chalupa, I'll grab a gordita,
and [G]two taco salads for our senoritas.

And a Bur[C]rito Supreme, with extra sour cream
It's a cy[Am]lindrically shaped seasoned beef dream.
A taq[F]uito. An enchirito. Some cinnamon twists.
A [G]chicken border bowl. Are you gettin' all this?

[Am]And you know that nothing beats a
[F]hmmm, mmmm...Mexican Pizzaaaa[C]aaa...
W[C]e'll take two of those, but [G]please hold the diced tomatoes.

And [Am]I admit, I've always felt,
[F]I'm in love with the meximeee[C]elt.
M[C]ake mine with a little extra love, and think of me..
as the [G]cheese drops from your Taco Bell glove.
and that's it.
No, no! No, That's not it. I also want a...

[C]Double-decker taco cause I'm feeling wild
And [Am]make my sauce fire. Uh, he'll take mild.
and we'll [F]take two Mt. Dew Baja blasts
for a [G]chance at 25 dollars cash.

I'm [C]told there's a winner for every 5 minutes
But I'm [Am]stealing your online code if you win it.
[F]Why would you do that? You owe me 25 bones!
I owe you [G]5. Plus interest, it was a loan.

And I [F]think we'll be satisfie[C]eeed,
if we get some [G]Mexican rice on the [Am]side.