Facebook Song

I wouldn't c[D]all mys[F#m]elf a [G]social but[A]terfly
and there's[D] not much that sep[F#m]arates me from the o[G]ther [A]guy
        [D]   [F#m]     [G]    [A]      ([D] [F#m] [G] [A])
but when I login I begin to live

(Verse 1):
There's an[D] online[F#m] world where[G] I am king
of a [D]little w[F#m]ebsite dedi[G]cated to me
with [D]pictures of[F#m] me and a l[G]ist of my friends
and an u[A]nofficial record of the groups that I'm in.

(Verse 2)
(Same as verse 1):

Before the internet friendship was so tough
You actually had to be in peoples presence and stuff
Who wouldve thought that with a point and a click
I could know that Hope Floats is your favorite flick (harry connick jr.?)

(Chorus):
Fac[G]ebook (Facebook) I[D]'m Hooked on Facebook
I u[G]sed to meet girls hangin out at the mall
but [D]now I just wait for them to write on my wall.
Take a l[G]ook. (Youre [A]Hooked) on [D]Facebook.

(Oh its says Link's status has changed. He's playing the recorder...)

Recorder Lead: [D] [E] [G] ([G] [A] [G] [A] [G])X3, [E] [E] [E] [G] [E]
Recorder Harmony: [A] [G] [E] ([D] [E] [D] [E] [D])X3, [A] [A] [A] [A] [A]

(Bridge):

How do you know this person?
Did you hook up with this person?
Do you need to request confirmation?
Or did you just think they looked cute... from their picture on facebook?

(Verse 3):

If the internet crashed all across the land
Or my facebook account was deleted by the man
I'd carry around a picture of my face
And a summary of me typed out on a page

(Chorus):

Facebook (Facebook) I'm Hooked on Facebook
Its more than a want, it's more than a need;
I'd shrivel up and die without my mini-feed
Take a look. (Youre Hooked) on Facebook.

Take a[G] l[A]ook...on Face...[F#m]book, b[G]ook, b[A]ook, b[G]ook, b[D]ook!