Robot Girlfriend
Rhett And LinkVersion1
90
Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
I've never had too much luck with females
I'm not confident unless I'm writing an email
But my life would be so sublime
If I bought a robot girl online
I'd never hear her silicon mouth complaining
about my dry scalp or my excessive gaming
She's my Small Wonder, I'm her Voltron
I flip a switch and it turns her on!
(Chorus):
Bb
My robot girl--------- friend... the best relationship I'd ever be in
(Verse 2):
She's got a grip stronger than an ape
And she can calculate a tip to the twenty-fifth decimal place
Though we can't go outside in rainy weather
We can still play solitaire together
Meeting her folks would be no real cause for fear
They're just a team of friendly Japanese engineers
If I ever start to think that she might leave me
I'll de-frag her hard drive and wipe her memory
(Chorus):
My robot girlfriend...the best relationship I'd never be in.
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Readable chord sheet for Robot Girlfriend by Rhett And Link
I[F]'ve never had [A7]too much lu[Dm]ck wi[C]th fe[Bb]males
I[F]'m not confident un[A7]less I'm wr[Dm]iting [C]an e[Bb]mail
B[Gm]ut my life would be s[C]o sublime
I[Gm]f I bought a robot gi[C]rl online
I'd never hear her silicon mouth complaining
about my dry scalp or my excessive gaming
She's my Small Wonder, I'm her Voltron
I flip a switch and it turns her on!
(Chorus):
[F] [A7] [Dm] [C] [Bb]
My robot girl--------- friend... the best relationship I'd ever be in
(Verse 2):
She's got a grip stronger than an ape
And she can calculate a tip to the twenty-fifth decimal place
Though we can't go outside in rainy weather
We can still play solitaire together
Meeting her folks would be no real cause for fear
They're just a team of friendly Japanese engineers
If I ever start to think that she might leave me
I'll de-frag her hard drive and wipe her memory
(Chorus):
My robot girlfriend...the best relationship I'd never be in.