Photoshop Your Memories

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 [G]-III
 [Bm]
 [C]-III
 [D]-V

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  [G]-III
You pull out your photos of

Yo[Bm]ur wedding in the Spring

  [C]-III
And you're confronted by your double chin

  [D]-V
And your bald spot glistening

  [G]-III
You could get a membership

At[Bm] the fitness hut down the road,

  [C]-III
Or you could pick your mouse up and slim yourself down

  [D]-V
And even give yourself a 'fro.

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   [G]-III
Your high school reunion

Is [Bm]coming next Friday

   [C]-III
And you know everyone will ask to see some

   [D]-V
Pictures of the babies that you've made.

   [G]-III
But the problem is your kid's head is big.

I m[Bm]ean, we're talking "Alien" size here.

   [C]-III
Well, just cut and paste a hat, or at least a doo rag

   [D]-V
And it won't seem so severe.

   

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    [D]-V)
Phot[G]oshop your me[Em]mories.

A pi[Am]cture's worth a thousand words,

So a[D] few white lies shouldn't hurt.

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     [G]-III
Your birthday, this past Monday,

Was a[Bm] fun day, except for one thing:

     [C]-III
Your mother-in-law, who makes your skin crawl,

     [D]-V
Stuck her face in every frame.

     [G]-III
You'd prefer to remember

That [Bm]day without her tattooed brows.

     [C]-III
The simplest solution: decrease the resolution

     [D]-V
And crop that woman out.

     

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      [D]-V)
Photos[G]hop your memori[Em]es.

Your r[Am]eal life may be sub-par,

But yo[D]u can be who you want people to think you are.

      

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       [D])
       [G]-III
Make yourself thin.

Give yo[Bm]urself abs.

       [C]-III
Remove that mole.

       [D]-V
Say "No" to crack.

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       [D]-V)
       [G]-III
Say you went to the Alps

In a lu[Bm]xury car

       [C]-III
With a Swedish Model.

       [D]-V
Just be who you want people to think you are.

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        [D]-V)
Photosho[G]p your memories. [Em]

A pictur[Am]e's worth a thousand words

So a few[D] white lies shouldn't hurt.             [G]