Wtf Collective 2
Jon LajoieVersion1
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Mc Confusing back in this bitch
With a parking sandwhich and a chicken ticket
I got a liquid facelift from a fig with big tits
And my wrist got twisted by a britt with fig spit
And you don't understand it cause you're not supposed to
Like a candy cane snake in a jealous cartoon
And I'm gonna leave soon, but first I need to
Drink a Chevy Chase Face and rape Robocop 2
Yo I'm MC Historical Inaccuracy
I drop lyrical bombs like Hiroshima in '73
I write rhymes like Shakespeare when he wrote Anne Franks Diary
Which is about the Civil War from 1812 and Germany
I'm like the Spanish Inquisition when they killed Jesus
And Abe Lincoln's suicide was the theme for my thesis
Like Moses when I focus I can split the Red Sea
Like he did in 1950 with the Chinese army
I'm MC Don't Know How To Pluralize Word(s)
I've got so many rhyme and I sleep with all the girl
When there's more than one of something you're supposed to pluralize
But I never learned that throughout all the year I've been alive
Hello, I'm MC Canadian Stereotype
I'm aboot to get started, so let me get off the ice
But I don't want any trouble and I'm always polite
Now hop on my snowmobile and I will tell you what I like
But first I'll turn off curling and turn down Avril Lavigne
Et j'vais dire une phrase en francias, parce qui'ici on est bilingue
Oh boy I fell off my igloo and I hurt my knee
Let's go to the hospital, don't worry here in Canada it's free, eh
MC Fatigue did you miss me
I'll be awake five minutes cause I had a coffee
I'll try to get through my verse, but I really don't know
I had that coffee about five minutes ago
They hired me again to sing this mother fuckin chorus!
I haven't found a fuckin job yet
So I have to do this bull shit (I can't take it I'm done)
I don't think I can sing another fuckin chorus!
I think I'm gonna jump off a bridge
Or shoot myself like Kurt Cobain did (I think my dad has a gun)
I'm MC Knows Too Many Facts About Bees
50 miles an hour is their average speed
A queen can lay up to 3,000 eggs in a day
Just cause I know a lot about bees doesn't mean that I'm gay
I'm also MC In The Closet Homosexual
I hide it cause it's easier to be heterosexual
We can't even get married in most states here in America
it's fucked up(MC Canadian Stereotype: Gay marriage is legal here in Canada)
I'm MC Homophobic Fucking Asshole
Being gay is evil and it is unnatural
Jesus said to love thy neighbor, but only if they are straight
Penises go in viginas anything else is just insane
I'm Mc Extremely Inappropriate Rhymes
I shake things up like J. Fox when I get on the Mic
And I drop my enemies just like Christopher Reeve's horse
Then I put them to sleep like Heath Ledger of course
WOAH, I'm MC Extremely Politically Correct
I disagree with the last MC's Lyrical content
It was: offensive, insensitive, and in very bad taste
Just like that guy who wrote that song when Michael Jackson passed away
Yo, MC Final Verse here to end the song
One was enough we didn't need a sequel Jon
Make a fourth "Show Me Your Genitals" or another "Normal Guy"
But for now lets end this stupid song with a suicide
This is the last time that I will ever sing a chorus!
My dad's gun was in his closet
And I'm gonna end this bull shit (I had a good run)
I'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as I finish the chorus!
Syanora and farewell
Guess I'll see you all in Hell (4,3,2,1)
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Readable chord sheet for Wtf Collective 2 by Jon Lajoie
[Am]Mc Confusing [Am]back in this bitch Wit[F]h a parking sandwhich and a [E]chicken ticket I go[Dm]t a liquid facelift from a[Dm] fig with big tits And my[E] wrist got twisted by a [E]britt with fig spit And y[Am]ou don't understand it c[Am]ause you're not supposed to Like [F]a candy cane snake in a[E] jealous cartoon And I'[Dm]m gonna leave soon, bu[Dm]t first I need to Drink [E]a Chevy Chase Face and[E] rape Robocop 2 [Am]Yo I'm MC Historical[Am] Inaccuracy I drop [F]lyrical bombs like Hiroshima[E] in '73 I writ[Dm]e rhymes like Shakespeare [Dm]when he wrote Anne Franks Diary Which is[E] about the Civil War fr[E]om 1812 and Germany I'm like[Am] the Spanish Inquisition [Am]when they killed Jesus And Abe[F] Lincoln's suicide was the [E]theme for my thesis Like M[Dm]oses when I focus I can [Dm]split the Red Sea Like h[E]e did in 1950 [E]with the Chinese army [Am]I'm MC Don't Know How To[Am] Pluralize Word(s) I've got [F]so many rhyme and [E]I sleep with all the girl When [Dm]there's more than one of something [Dm]you're supposed to pluralize But [E]I never learned that throughout [E]all the year I've been alive Hello,[Am] I'm MC Canadian[Am] Stereotype I'm ab[F]oot to get started, so let me [E]get off the ice But I [Dm]don't want any trouble a[Dm]nd I'm always polite Now hop [E]on my snowmobile and [E]I will tell you what I like But[Am] first I'll turn off curling [Am]and turn down Avril Lavigne Et j[F]'vais dire une phrase en francias, [E]parce qui'ici on est bilingue Oh [Dm]boy I fell off my igloo [Dm]and I hurt my knee Let's [E]go to the hospital, don't worry [E]here in Canada it's free, eh [Am]MC Fatigue [Am]did you miss me I'll [F]be awake five minutes c[E]ause I had a coffee I'll try [Dm]to get through my verse,[Dm] but I really don't know I had [E]that coffee about [E]five minutes ago [Am]They hired me again to sing this mother fuckin [F]chorus! I haven't found a fuckin [Dm]job yet So I have to do this [E]bull shit (I can't take it I'm done) [Am]I don't think I can sing another fuckin [F]chorus! I think I'm gonna jump off [Dm]a bridge Or shoot myself like Kurt [E]Cobain did (I think my dad has a gun) [Am]I'm MC Knows Too Many[Am] Facts About Bees 50 [F]miles an hour i[E]s their average speed A queen [Dm]can lay up to 3,000 [Dm]eggs in a day Just cause[E] I know a lot about bees [E]doesn't mean that I'm gay I'm also[Am] MC In The Closet[Am] Homosexual I hide it[F] cause it's easier to be[E] heterosexual We can't [Dm]even get married in most states[Dm] here in America it's fucked up[E](MC Canadian Stereotype: Ga[E]y marriage is legal here in Canada) [Am]I'm MC Homophobic F[Am]ucking Asshole Being [F]gay is evil and it is [E]unnatural Jesus [Dm]said to love thy neighbor, [Dm]but only if they are straight Penises [E]go in viginas [E]anything else is just insane I'm [Am]Mc Extremely [Am]Inappropriate Rhymes I shake things [F]up like J. Fox when[E] I get on the Mic And I [Dm]drop my enemies [Dm]just like Christopher Reeve's horse Then I[E] put them to sleep [E]like Heath Ledger of course WOAH, I[Am]'m MC Extremely [Am]Politically Correct I disa[F]gree with the last MC's [E]Lyrical content It was: [Dm]offensive, insensitive, [Dm]and in very bad taste Just like [E]that guy who wrote that song [E]when Michael Jackson passed away Yo, [Am]MC Final Verse [Am]here to end the song O[F]ne was enough we didn't[E] need a sequel Jon Make a [Dm]fourth "Show Me Your Genitals" [Dm]or another "Normal Guy" But [E]for now lets end this stupid song [E]with a suicide [Am]This is the last time that I will ever sing a[F] chorus! My dad's gun was in his[Dm] closet And I'm gonna end this [E]bull shit (I had a good run) [Am]I'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as I finish the [F]chorus! Syanora and [Dm]farewell Guess I'll see you all [E]in Hell (4,3,2,1) [Am]