Fk Everything

Chord Progression Throughout: [Am] [F] [E]

Yo. All the rappers claim to not give a fuck.
Well step aside bitches, cause I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible.

What?!

[Am](I don't a give a fuck...)
About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what
(I don't give a fuck...)
I literal[F]ly don't give a fuck abou[E]t anything

[Am]I don't give a fuck about motherfuckin' anything
People care about shit, I say fuck everything
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck the sky, fuck trees, fuck the s[F]un
I don't need heat or [E]Vitamin D!
[Am]And fuck toasters. I don't need to cook my bread
And fuck coasters. I use a little plate instead
And fuck roosters. With their useless cockadoodledoo
We in[F]vented the alarm clocks. We no[E] longer need you

[Am]Don't give a fuck about chairs. I prefer to stand
And fuck air conditioners - I got a ceiling fan
And fuck the the movie the fan, staring westly snipes
De[F]molition man's the only snipes[E] movie I like

[Am]And fuck liking shit. I don't even like the stuff that I like
Don't give a fuck about not liking all the shit I don't like
Like tissues. Fuck them! I blow my nose on the couch
And fuck my n[F]ostrils and my sense of smell I [E]breathe through my mouth

[Am]Don't give a fuck about seeing bitch, fuck my eyes
Fuck physical perception yo, I'd rather be blind
Fuck time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke
And hours are w[F]ay too long, they should be half an[E] hour at most

[Am]And fuck coasts, who gives a fuck about where water meets land
And fuck boats, just because you float you think you're so fucking bad
And fuck jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time
My do[F]g has a tumor and he's p[E]robably gonna die, but...

[Am] [F] [E]

[Am]Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup
The girl says "small, medium, large?"
I say "bitch I don't give a fuck"
She said "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size"
I said "f[F]ine, I'll take a large, but I still don't gi[E]ve a fuck, alright?"

etcetera etcetera, the lyrics are all below, but the chord rhythm is exactly the same.

[Am]Don't give a fuck about beverage size options motherfucker
And I don't give a fuck about liquids either
They're all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place
Like human s[F]emen when I get it all o[E]ver my face

[Am]I'm not gay, I just don't give a fuck about straight sex
And fuck my dick, I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead.
Fuck biological functions, fuck the human body
I prefer the [F]body of a bat with the head of [E]a coyote

[Am]And fuck birth, entering the world of space & time is a bitch
Searching for purpose in the random universe sucks dick
Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way
Did I c[F]hoose to not give a fuck about ic[E]e cube trays

[Am]If I want ice I'll go to the fucking corner store and buy a bag
Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfucking drag
You know what? Fuck the word fuck, I don't need to use it
I'll repl[F]ace it with the word chainsa[E]w for this chorus

[Am](I don't a give a chainsaw...)
About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what
(I don't give a chainsaw...)
I literall[F]y don't give a chainsaw abo[E]ut anything

[Am]If there was a contest to see who doesn't give a fuck the most
I wouldn't win cause I don't give a fuck about winning yo
I don't even give a fuck about not giving a fuck,
so I [F]do give a fuck..[E]. wait, what?

[Am](I give a fuck...)
About everything, I love everyone and care about everything
(I give a fuck...)
I literal[F]ly care about every mo[E]therfucking thing