Radio Friendly Song
Jon LajoieVersion1
90
Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
It starts off like a thousand other songs that youve heard before.
Except in this one they do a little do, do-do-do, doo do do dooooo.
So you try to change the station but its playing on every one.
A bunch of shitty ass chords and lyrics recorded by a f*cking moron.
You assume that the general public is not that stupid.
Youre positive that nobody will want to listen to this.
But you are wrong
They want another stupid mother-f*cking,
lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter,
radio friendly song.
And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall.
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly song.
Unoriginal melody.
(the same chords as the first verse)
Why did John Lennon have to be the one to get shot?
Somethings wrong.
While these douchbags are all still alive singing these ass-lickin songs.
All these f*cking unoriginal p*ssies that dont have anything to say.
Im not homophobic, but this song is sooo f*cking gay.
You can barely retain the vomit thats rising in your throat.
And you assume that everyone will think that this songs terrible.
But you are wrong
They want another stupid mother-f*cking,
lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter,
radio friendly song.
And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall.
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly song.
piece of sh*t oh what a sucky ass piece of sh*t.
Id rather shoot myself in the face than listen to this
corporate b*tch singing a stupid mother-f*cking,
lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter,
radio friendly piece of sh*t.
God, I hate this sh*t.
That's it!
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Readable chord sheet for Radio Friendly Song by Jon Lajoie
[C] [G] [C] It s[C]tarts off like a thousand ot[G]her songs that youve h[Am]eard bef[F]ore. Except in th[C]is one they do a little [G]do, do-do-do, [Am]doo d[G]o do d[F]ooooo. So y[C]ou try to change the sta[G]tion but its p[Am]laying on every o[F]ne. A bunch of s[C]hitty ass chords and lyr[G]ics recorded by a [Am]f*cki[G]ng mor[F]on. You a[G]ssume that the general public is not that s[F]tupid. Youre [G]positive that nobody will want to listen to t[F]his. But you are wro[G]ng They want another stu[C]pid mother-f*[G]cking, l[Am]ame c*ck-s[F]ucking, co[C]okie-cutter, r[G]adio fr[F]iendly so[G]ng. And eve[C]ryone sings a[G]long in their c[Am]ars and at the ma[F]ll. And at the off[C]ice they all love[G] the new ra[F]dio frien[G]dly song. [C]Unoriginal[G] melody.[C] (the same chords as the first verse) Why did John Lennon have to be the one to get shot? Somethings wrong. While these douchbags are all still alive singing these ass-lickin songs. All these f*cking unoriginal p*ssies that dont have anything to say. Im not homophobic, but this song is sooo f*cking gay. You can [G]barely retain the vomit thats rising in yo[F]ur throat. And you a[G]ssume that everyone will think that this songs t[F]errible. But you are wr[G]ong They want another stu[C]pid mother-f*[G]cking, l[Am]ame c*ck-s[F]ucking, co[C]okie-cutter, r[G]adio fr[F]iendly so[G]ng. And eve[C]ryone sings a[G]long in their c[Am]ars and at the ma[F]ll. And at the off[C]ice they all love[G] the new ra[F]dio frien[G]dly song. [Am]piece of sh*[G]t oh what a su[F]cky ass piece of sh[G]*t. [Am]Id rather shoot myself in the f[G]ace than lis[F]ten to thi[G]s corporate b*[G]tch singing a stu[C]pid mother-f*[G]cking, l[Am]ame c*ck-s[F]ucking, co[C]okie-cutter, r[G]adio fr[Am]iendly p[F]iece of sh[C]*t. God, I hate this sh*t. That's it!