Alone In The Universe
Jon LajoieVersion1
90
Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
_Verse:_
Floating in space at the edge of time
In a universe that we cant define
Billions of stars in the endless night
Tryin to find purpose for our lives
Yet we still take the time (still take the time)
Yes, we always take the time
_Chorus:_
n/c
To masturbate
ah-ooh-ohh
To milk the snake
Girls do the taco handshake
Im gonna hold my sausage hostage
tonight.
_Verse 2:_
Whether youre English, French, Japanese, or German
Whether youre at home or at a movie with Pee Wee Herman
We all take matters into our own hands
With the five finger army we invade our pants
Wed all be doing time (yes wed all be doing time)
If it was a crime
_Chorus 2:_
n/c
To masturbate
ah-ooh-ohh
To pull the handbrake
To play vagina DJ
Shes gonna play cuntry on the clitar
tonight
_Bridge:_
_Final Verse:_
He burps his baby, shes putting on a puppet show
Our gentitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo
He chokes his chicken, she tickles her cameltoe
Our genitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo
Im gonna play ball on team Penis
tonight
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Readable chord sheet for Alone In The Universe by Jon Lajoie
[E] [E5] [A5] [E5] [A5] [E5]
_Verse:_
[E]Floating in space at the [A]edge of time
In a[E] universe that we [A]cant define
[E]Billions of stars in the [A]endless night
[E]Tryin to find purpose [A]for our lives
Yet we s[E]till take the time ([A]still take the time)
[E] [A] [A5]
Yes, we always take the time
_Chorus:_
n/c [E5] [A5] [E5] [A5]
To masturbate
ah-ooh-ohh
To milk the s[E5]nake [A5]
Girls do the taco hands[E5]hake [A5]
Im gonna [E5]hold my sausage h[A5]ostage
ton[E5]ight. [A5] [E5] [A5] [E5]
_Verse 2:_
Whether [E]youre English, French, Japan[A]ese, or German
Whether [E]youre at home or at a movie [A]with Pee Wee Herman
We [E]all take matters into [A]our own hands
With the [E]five finger army we in[A]vade our pants
Wed [E]all be doing time (yes wed [A]all be doing time)
[E] [A] [A5]
If it was a crime
_Chorus 2:_
n/c [E5] [A5] [E5] [A5]
To masturbate
ah-ooh-ohh
To pull the handb[E5]rake [A5]
To play vagina [E5]DJ [A5]
Shes [E5]gonna play cuntry on the [A5]clitar
tonight
_Bridge:_
[E] [A] [E] [B]
_Final Verse:_
[E5] He burps his [A5]baby[E5], shes putting on a [B5]puppet show
[E5] Our gentitals are [A5]Juliet[E5], our hands are [B5]Romeo
[E5] He chokes his [A5]chicken[E5], she tickles her [B5]cameltoe
[2 hours later]
[E5] Our genitals are [A5]Juliet[E5], our hands are [B5]Romeo
Im [A]gonna play ball on team [B]Penis
to[E]night