She's in Broadstairs

[A]Today I saw her brother, he said she's with another

They,ve gone away together - you'd better speak to Heather
And [D]so I spoke to Heather at first about the weather

And then about her sister and how I really missed her,
And [A]maybe she could tell her I've still got her umbrella

She prized it rather highly - it saved her once in Filey;
It [D]came on all torrential and therefore it's essential

You tell me where she's living so it to her I'm giving.

[A]Broadstairs, she's in [D]Broadstairs
She's in [A]Broadstairs, B for [D]Broadstairs. [A]

Ap[A]parently she's seeing a bloke who used to be in

Acidic Regulator from nearer the equator
I [D]couldn't bear to listen or stand to see them kissing.

Unable to forgive her I jumped into the river
I'm [A]on another planet, she's on the Isle of Thanet

I wake up on a trolley and realise the folly
I [D]tell them I can manage - there isn't any damage

And as I'm being led out I get my A to Z out.

[A]Broadstairs, she's in [D]Broadstairs
She's in [A]Broadstairs, B for [D]Broadstairs.  [A]