If I Had Possession Over Pancake Day
Half Man Half BiscuitVersion1
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D-DU-UDU
Outside Goldsmith's coughing up blood
Turner Prize judge gasps "Christ that's good:
Leave it as it is, it'll get first place
We'll call it 'A full shift at the coal face'".
Oh well you're neither a Stuckist or a Y B A
And you're no longer a miner as of today.
Praise for the wardens ready to fine
Anyone caught saying 'graphic design'
Rag mag seller said I'd be in pleats
Only when he'd been cleaned from the streets.
Oh I could squeeze my lemon 'til my blues went away
If I had possession over Pancake Day.
Give a philosophy student a glass of limeade
And he will say 'is this a glass of limeade?'
And 'if so, why is it a glass of limeade?'
And after a while he'll die of thirst.
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Readable chord sheet for If I Had Possession Over Pancake Day by Half Man Half Biscuit
[G]Outside Goldsmith's [C]coughing up [G]blood Turner Prize judge gasps "[D]Christ that's [G]good: Leave it as it is, it'll [C]get first [G]place We'll call it 'A full shift [D]at the coal [G]face'". Oh well you're [C]neither a [G]Stuckist or a [D7]Y B [G]A And you're no [C]longer a [G]miner [D7]as of to[G]day. Praise for the wardens [C]ready to [G]fine Anyone caught saying '[D]graphic de[G]sign' Rag mag seller said [C]I'd be in [G]pleats Only when he'd been [D]cleaned from the [G]streets. Oh I could [C]squeeze my [G]lemon 'til my [D7]blues went a[G]way If [C]I had poss[G]ession over [D7]Pancake [G]Day. Give a phil[C]osophy [G]student a [D7]glass of lime[G]ade And [C]he will [G]say 'is this a [D7]glass of lime[G]ade?' And '[C]if so, [G]why is it a [D7]glass of lime[G]ade?' And[C] after a [G]while[D7] he'll die of [G]thirst.