99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd
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Jesus Christ - come on down!
If you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow
You need butter, milk and cheese
And an equilateral chainsaw.
In debt I owe someone a fiver; maybe I should try my hand at drag
James Dean was just a careless driver
And Marilyn Monroe was just a slag.
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.
Mary had a little lamb the doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went gynaecologists surrounded.
They've been cooking on Blue Peter now they're sampling the dishes
'I don't normally like tomatoes John
But this is delicious'.
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.
The son of Jimmy Clitheroe is shouting out -
B7
'Where's my Fiorucci?'--------------
Now the Krona rumour spread but they didn't tell the bread
Did you honestly think that they would?
And if eight out of ten cats all prefer Whiskers
Do the other two prefer Lesley Judd?
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.
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Readable chord sheet for 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd by Half Man Half Biscuit
[E] [B7] [E] [B7] [E] [B7] [E] [B7] [E] [B7] [E] [B7] Jesus Christ - come on down! [E] [B7] [E] [B7] [E] [B7] [E] [B7] [E] [B7] [E] [B7] If you [E]ever wondered [B7]how you get tri[E]angles from a [B7]cow You need [E]butter, milk and [B7]cheese And an [E]equilateral [B7]chainsaw. [E] [B7] [E] [B7] [E]In debt I [B7]owe someone a [E]fiver[B7]; m[E]aybe I should [B7]try my hand at [E]drag [B7] [E]James Dean was [B7]just a careless [E]driver [B7] And [E]Marilyn Mon[B7]roe was just a [E]slag. [B7] [E] [B7] [E] [B7] [E] [B] [E]99% of gargoyles [B7]look like Bob [E]Todd [E]99% of gargoyles [B7]look like Bob [E]Todd [E]99% of gargoyles [B7]look like Bob [E]Todd [E]99% of gargoyles [B7]look like Bob [E]Todd.[B7] [E] [B7] [E] [B7] [E] [B7] [E]Mary had a [B7]little lamb the [E]doctors were as[B7]tounded [E]Everywhere she [B7]went gynae[E]cologists sur[B7]rounded.[E] [B7] [E] [B7] They've been [E]cooking on Blue [B7]Peter now they're [E]sampling the [B7]dishes 'I don't [E]normally like to[B7]matoes John But [E]this is del[B7]icious'. [E] [B7] [E] [B7] [E] [B7] [E] [B] [E]99% of gargoyles [B7]look like Bob [E]Todd [E]99% of gargoyles [B7]look like Bob [E]Todd [E]99% of gargoyles [B7]look like Bob [E]Todd [E]99% of gargoyles [B7]look like Bob [E]Todd. [G] [D7] [G] [D7] [G] [D7] [G] [D7] The [G]son of Jimmy [D7]Clitheroe is [G]shouting [D7]out [G]- [D7] [G] [D7] [G] [D7] [G] [D7] [G] [D7] [E] [B7] [E] [B7] [E] [B7] [E] [B7] 'Where's my Fiorucci?'-------------- Now the [E]Krona rumour [B7]spread but they [E]didn't tell the [B7]bread Did you [E]honestly [B7]think that they [E]would?[B7] [E] [B7] And if [E]eight out of [B7]ten cats [E]all prefer [B7]Whiskers Do the [E]other two pre[B7]fer Lesley [E]Judd? [B7] [E] [B7] [E] [B7] [E] [B] [E]99% of gargoyles [B7]look like Bob [E]Todd [E]99% of gargoyles [B7]look like Bob [E]Todd [E]99% of gargoyles [B7]look like Bob [E]Todd [E]99% of gargoyles [B7]look like Bob [E]Todd.