San Antonio Foam Party

(Intro: [D] [A] [D] [A] [Bm] [G] [D] [A] [D] [A])
[D]If I had agora[A]phobia, and [D]if I had claustro[A]phobia
[Bm]Trapped inside my [G]porch [D]- things would be [A]bleak,[D] especially mi[A]dweek.
[D]Your weird dreams don't im[A]press in any way;
In [D]dreams weird things are mun[A]dane and everyday
[Bm]Strange to me would [G]be[D] buying a [A]loaf[D] and coming straight [A]home.
[Bm]Try and get your arse downtown next week
I'm gonna prove once and for all to the LT[G]A, hey hey [A]hey.
[Bm]That Tim and Greg are not golden boys they are in fact automatons
I've seen the chips and [G]wires and the circuit [A]boards.
'The [D]reservoirs are colder and [A]deeper than you think'
Well [D]stop, wait a minute Mr Spokesman you [A]don't know what I think
[Bm]Is your lake a[G]bout - now let's see -[D]
A hundred miles [A]deep[D] and ninety be[A]low[D]  [A]and is it home to [D]sharks? [A]
It's [Bm]gonna end up with the storming of a brothel in Pa[G]lermo
[D]Sniffer dogs [A]in [D]flourescent [A]bibs. [D]
[A]I've seen the chips and [D]wires;[A] I've seen the circuit [D]boards  [A]
I've seen the chips and [D]wires;[A] I've seen the circuit [D]boards
This is me pleading for [A]some civic pride;
[D]Use it or lose it - the [A]Park & Ride
[D]Twin town said we [A]just weren't cool
So [D]now we got a suicide [A]pact with Goole.
I've seen the circuit [D]boards [A]
I've seen the chips and [D]wires;[A] I've seen the circuit [D]boards.  (fade)