Petty Sessions
Half Man Half BiscuitVersion1
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
I stick me big nose in
When I go out
Sealed-off car park
Whats it all about?
I like an altercation with a member of staff
That was a ten pound note!
I ring up Dial-A-Pizza
I ring up Dial-A-Pizza
I ring up Dial-A-Pizza
And say thats not how I would spell Hawaiian
Facebook Mum
YouTube Dad
Sea Bass, Man Bag
Fifty quid to Chad
Would the congregation like to rise and sing
Hymn number 252
Here come the Barmy Army
Theyre absolutely crazy
Bart, Elvis and the baby
Kill, kill, kill, stab murder and despatch.
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Readable chord sheet for Petty Sessions by Half Man Half Biscuit
[C]I stick me big nose in When I go out Sealed-off car park [G]Whats it all about? I like an altercation with a member of staff That was a ten pound [C]note! [C]I ring up Dial-A-Pizza I ring up Dial-A-P[G]izza [C]I ri[C7]ng up Dial-A-P[F]izza [G]And say thats not how I wou[C]ld spell Hawaiian [C]Facebook Mum YouTube Dad Sea Bass, Man Bag [G]Fifty quid to Chad Would the congregation like to rise and sing Hymn number [C]252 [C]Here come the Barmy Army Theyre absolutely [G]crazy [C]Bart, [C7]Elvis and the [F]baby [G]Kill, kill, kill, stab murd[C]er and despatch.