Our Tune

[A]You said you'd find me helpless on[D] the A47
[A]Shouting at the passers-by that [E]Alan Brazil
[A]Seems to be the singer in the [D]Goombay Dance Band
And [A]now you want to [E7]put me in the [A]ambulance
But I don't want to [E7]go in the [A]ambulance.   [D]     [D]       [A]         [A]           [Ab]              [Ab]                 [A]                   [A]
[A]I asked if you would like to [D]go along to
[A]See the Rocky Horror [E]Picture Show
[A]You said you'd love to so I [D]murdered your family
'Cos I [A]hate the [E7]Rocky Horror [A]Picture Show
Besides I'm going [E7]browsing 'round [A]hardware shops.    [A]      [E]        [A]          [E7]
You'll [A]find me dying casually on the [D]fourteenth fairway
[A]Trying in vain to wave a [D]fore-ball through
[A]I'll understand if you should [D]walk straight past me
I[A]deally though I [E7]hope you'd call an [A]ambulance,

Unless of course you're
[B]Sampling Alessi in St [E]Neots
Or [B]chasing Bunty James 'round Hilton [E]Park
[B]Oh, oh Lori in St [E]Neots
[B]Is this me or is this dead-shot [E]Keen?
[B]Hello, this is [E]Joanie
This [B]plectrum once belonged to you know [E]who
[B]Grocer Jack, Grocer Jack, get [E]off your back
Go in to town.....    [A]       [E]