Hair Like Brian May Blues

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I woke up about eleven with hair like Brian May
I woke [C7]up about eleven (ooh) with hair like Brian [G]May
I'm sup[D7]posed to be the hardest man on the es[G]tate.  [D7]
I'm gonna [G]go down to the river, the one that they call the Dee
I'm gonna [C7]go down to the river (ooh), that old snake they call the [G]Dee
[D7]Lord you gotta let me drown so those ringlets they won't [G]see.  [D7]
Oh, I [C]need this situ[D]ation[C] about as much as I [D]need
    [C]                [D]             [G]      (inst. [D7] [G] [C7] [G] [D7] [G] [D7] [G] [D7])
The Armoury Show's entire back catalogue.
I haven't [G]got a balaclava and my good girl, she's got no snood
I haven't [C7]got a balaclava (ooh), and my good girl's got no [G]snood
I take the [D7]20.40 boxcar - the one that goes to [G]Bude. [D7]
I [G]take my rope down to the crossroads to bring my poor heart ease

(Crossroads theme melody: [D] [G] [B] [G] [A], [C] [E] [C] [D])
I hang my [C7]rope down at the crossroads to bring my poor heart [G]ease
Oh, but the [D7]devil's built a bypass - chopped down all of the [G]trees. [D7]
And [C]hey I need a [D]bypass[C] about as much as I [D]need
The [C]Armoury Show's en[D]tire back cata[G]logue.  [D7]     [G]