Give Us Bubblewrap

[D] [D] [D]  [G]Assorted nautical jigsaws,[D] [D] [D]  [G]horticultural sideshows[D] [D]  [D]
[C]Another castle by [G]Edward the First
[C]Another manor house sup[G]posedly cursed
[Am]Don't they realise we're [D]easily pleased
[Am]Don't they know that all they [D]really got to do is give us [G]bubblewrap[D]
Give us [G]bubblewrap[D], give us [Em]bubblewrap
And stick the [Am]Apple Mac in the [D]car park.

[D] [D] [D]  [G]Take a typical warlord;[D] [D] [D]  [G]psychological nightmare[D] [D]  [D]
[C]The inhumanity, opp[G]ression and greed
The [C]stiff missionary, the [G]porcine feed
[Am]Megalomaniacal, [D]loaded for bear
[Am]I think your diplomat should [D]get over there and give him [G]bubblewrap[D]
Give him [G]bubblewrap[D], give him [Em]bubblewrap
And tell him [Am]baccarat is il[D]legal.

[Em]Millwall Friday after[C]noon, [F]so much so for Brig O'[D7]Doon
Oh [G]sing song, [Am]ping pong, [C]fish fry, [D]whist drive
[Am]Nurse just throw another [D]log upon the fire and give us [G]bubblewrap[D]
Give us [G]bubblewrap[D], give us [G]bubblewrap
Double wrap, [D]other crap, have it back, [Em]river cruise
Dinner queues, [C]Bladder News, innertubes.     [D]      [D]       [D]         [G]