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Sure As Hell Not Jesus

Cosmo Jarvis
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D-DU-UDU
 Here  I sit
 If I didn't need nobody, I'd thank God  for it
   ( )
 There'd be nothing that'd stop me getting on with it
 It'd be me and my brain
 And my pain,  and my shame
 I guess  I do
 This carpark's only got one space and it's  for you
   ( )
 Alone can show an ugly face, so pull me through
 To where I won't need a light
 To see at night
 Cos I'll be alright
 You're sure  as hell not Jesus, but you're saving  me
 Thank you  very much for  putting faith  in me
 Reminding  me a light was  once so great  to be
 I'm glad  I made a friend that  doesn't pray  for me
Here  I wait
 For something bad and saddening to draw  my way
   ( )
 I fight to give it everything and lose I may
 But I still got you somewhere
 It's just upstairs
 Maybe I care
Guess  I am
 No big and strong Goliath, I'm a wandering  man
   ( )
 And sometimes I get tired and I'm glad a hand
 Comes and slaps me and then
 It goes again
 I guess you're my friend
 You're sure  as hell not Jesus, but you're saving  me
 Thank you  very much for  putting faith  in me
 Reminding  me a light was  once so great  to be
 I'm glad  I made a friend that  doesn't pray  for me
 So thanks,  my little angel, (thank you too!)
 For watching  over me
 She says  she's gonna break  my nose
 If I don't  behave next week
 You're sure  as hell not Jesus, but you're saving  me
Saving  me, saving  me, saving  me, saving  me
Saving  me, saving  me, saviiiing  meeeeee!
Glad  I made a friend that  doesn't pray  for me

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Readable chord sheet for Sure As Hell Not Jesus by Cosmo Jarvis

He[D]re I sit
If I didn't need nobody, I'd thank [Bm]God for it
           [E]                              [A]         ([Ab] [A])
There'd be nothing that'd stop me getting on with it
It'd be me and my [D]brain
And my [Bm]pain, and my [E]shame
I [D]guess I do
This carpark's only got one space and [Bm]it's for you
  [E]                             [A]              ([Ab] [A])
Alone can show an ugly face, so pull me through
To where I won't need a [D]light
To see at [Bm]night
Cos I'll be al[E]right  [D]

You're [E]sure as hell not Jesus, but you're s[Bm]aving me [E]
Thank [Bm]you very much [E]for putting fa[Bm]ith in me [E]
Remind[Bm]ing me a light [E]was once so gr[Bm]eat to be [E]
I'm glad[Bm] I made a friend [E]that doesn't [A]pray for me[Amaj7]

[D]Here I wait
For something bad and saddening to [Bm]draw my way
  [E]                               [A]        ([Ab] [A])
I fight to give it everything and lose I may
But I still got you somewher[D]e
It's just up[Bm]stairs
Maybe I [E]care
[D]Guess I am
No big and strong Goliath, I'm a [Bm]wandering man
    [E]                             [A]         ([Ab] [A])
And sometimes I get tired and I'm glad a hand
Comes and slaps me and the[D]n
It goes a[Bm]gain
I guess you're my [E]friend  [D]

You're [E]sure as hell not Jesus, but you're s[Bm]aving me [E]
Thank [Bm]you very much [E]for putting fa[Bm]ith in me [E]
Remind[Bm]ing me a light [E]was once so gr[Bm]eat to be [E]
I'm glad[Bm] I made a friend [E]that doesn't [A]pray for me[Amaj7]

So [Bm]thanks, my little angel, (thank you too!)
For [D]watching over me
She [G]says she's [D]gonna [Em]break my [Bm]nose
If I [A]don't behave next week

[Bm]  [E]   [Bm]  [E]   [Bm]  [E]   [Bm]  [E]

You're [E]sure as hell not Jesus, but you're [Bm]saving me
[E]Saving me, [Bm]saving me, [E]saving me, [Bm]saving me
[E]Saving me, [Bm]saving me, [E]saviiiing meeeeee!
[Bm]Glad I made a friend [E]that doesn't [A]pray for me[Amaj7]

[Bm]  [E]   [Bm]  [E]   [Bm]  [E]   [Bm]  [E]   [Bm]  [E]   [Bm]  [E]
[Bm]  [E]   [Bm]  [E]   [Bm]  [E]   [Bm]  [E]   [Bm]  [E]   [Bm]  [E]
[Bm]  [E]   [Bm]  [E]

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