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Mel's Song

Cosmo Jarvis
Version1
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Chords in this song

Strum
D-DU-UDU
 (play barre chords )
 3x
 2x
 (Im going for a shit)
 2x
 Come stay  with me stay in  my room
 My duvet  smells but so would you
 If you  hadn’t washed in as long  as I have
 And i’ll wash  my balls if you say that you’ll grab them
Nah  i’m not gonna make  you do that
 Its just you  and me on the bench where we’re sat
 (and so on for the rest of the Verse)
 Socking back to my room and we can watch a movie
 And your passion for you will go right straight through me
 I’ll say something like ‘baby could you be the one that will always throw your love to me’
 And you’ll be like nahh your just some pissed break tryna get some of me and that makes me sick
 And i’ll be like nah hi love you so much and i know it’s pathetic but i’ve had enough
 (fast switch from Abm7 to Fand back to Abm7 [listen to the song to figure it out!])
 Of being  alone  on my own  in my home
 i  just wanna  be here when  you're screaming  and moan to me
 ‘Baby  i want you!’  But i know  you don’t you’ll  just point  at my boner  and
 say ‘fuck off  home!’
 (I prefer open E chord and the F/Abm as barre chords on the E-String!)
Melanie won’t  you spend the day  with me
 I don’t know  how to spell your second  name but i’ll  try
Melanie won’t  you spend the day  with me
Won’t  you slap me one more time
 (same chords as 1st verse)
 And i’ll cry and i’ll cry
 And i might wonder why
 This beatuful Mel girl don’t like this guy
 Is it cause i didn’t wash my hair today
 And a dry bit of hair gel fell your way
 Is it cause my BO had nowhere to go
 Except straight up your nose
 But you smell like a rose
 Not that i sniffed you although i massively would like to
 Your not just some bitch on a bench like the boys that i lie to
 The fact is now i was drunk when i saw you
 Did i not make it clear that i massively adore you
 You know i’d even quit drinking for you
 i shoulda been sober but i didn’t want to
 Before we started we were already over
 Cos i can’t talk to girls when i’m sober
 Girls like you aren’t common
 And when they come around i miss them
But  i can still say that  i sat  on a bench with  the prettiest  girl  in Brixham
Melanie won’t  you spend the day  with me
 I don’t know  how to spell your second  name but i’ll  try
Melanie won’t  you spend the day  with me
Won’t  you slap me one more time
 I’m sorry if  you think  that £1.50  was wasted
those were  the best  damn chips I ever  tasted
Won’t  you slap me one more time
Melanie won’t  you spend the day  with me
 I don’t know  how to spell your second  name but i’ll  try
Melanie won’t  you spend the day  with me
Won’t  you slap me one more time
Melanie won’t  you spend the day  with me
 I don’t know  how to spell your second  name but i’ll  try
Melanie won’t  you spend the day  with me
Won’t  you slap me one more time
 one more time.

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Readable chord sheet for Mel's Song by Cosmo Jarvis

(play barre chords [e on 7th fret, f# on 9th fret etc.])

[E] [F#] [Abm7] 3x

[Abm7] [F#] [Esus2] 2x

(Im going for a shit)

[E] [F#] [Abm7] 2x

Come [E]stay with me stay [F#]in my room
My [Abm7]duvet smells but so would you
If [E]you hadn’t washed in as [F#]long as I have
And i’ll [Abm7]wash my balls if you say that you’ll grab them
[E]Nah i’m not gonna m[F#]ake you do that
Its just [Abm7]you and me on the bench where we’re sat

(and so on for the rest of the Verse)

Socking back to my room and we can watch a movie
And your passion for you will go right straight through me
I’ll say something like ‘baby could you be the one that will always throw your love to me’
And you’ll be like nahh your just some pissed break tryna get some of me and that makes me sick
And i’ll be like nah hi love you so much and i know it’s pathetic but i’ve had enough

(fast switch from Abm7 to F

Of [Abm7]being alo[F#]ne on my [Abm7]own in my home
i[F#] just [Abm7]wanna be here w[F#]hen you're [Abm7]screaming and moan to me
‘[Abm7]Baby i want yo[F#]u!’ But i [Abm7]know you don’t yo[F#]u’ll just [Abm7]point at my bo[F#]ner and
say ‘[Abm7]fuck [F#]off home!’

(I prefer open E chord and the F
[E]Melanie [F#]won’t you spend the [Abm]day with me
I don’t [E]know how to spell your [F#]second name but i’ll[Abm] try
[E]Melanie [F#]won’t you spend the [Abm]day with me
[E]Won’t you slap me one more [F#]time

(same chords as 1st verse)

And i’ll cry and i’ll cry
And i might wonder why
This beatuful Mel girl don’t like this guy
Is it cause i didn’t wash my hair today
And a dry bit of hair gel fell your way
Is it cause my BO had nowhere to go
Except straight up your nose
But you smell like a rose
Not that i sniffed you although i massively would like to
Your not just some bitch on a bench like the boys that i lie to
The fact is now i was drunk when i saw you
Did i not make it clear that i massively adore you
You know i’d even quit drinking for you
i shoulda been sober but i didn’t want to
Before we started we were already over
Cos i can’t talk to girls when i’m sober
Girls like you aren’t common
And when they come around i miss them

[Abm7]But i can still say t[F#]hat i [Abm7]sat on a bench [F#]with the [Abm7]prettiest girl[F#] in [Abm7]Brixham

[E]Melanie [F#]won’t you spend the [Abm]day with me
I don’t [E]know how to spell your [F#]second name but i’ll[Abm] try
[E]Melanie [F#]won’t you spend the [Abm]day with me
[E]Won’t you slap me one more [F#]time

I’m [E]sorry [F#]if you [Abm]think that &[E]poun[F#]d;1.5[Abm]0 was wasted
[E]those [F#]were the [Abm]best damn chips I [E]ever[F#] tast[Abm]ed
[E]Won’t you slap me one more [F#]time

[E]Melanie [F#]won’t you spend the [Abm]day with me
I don’t [E]know how to spell your [F#]second name but i’ll[Abm] try
[E]Melanie [F#]won’t you spend the [Abm]day with me
[E]Won’t you slap me one more [F#]time

[E]Melanie [F#]won’t you spend the [Abm]day with me
I don’t [E]know how to spell your [F#]second name but i’ll[Abm] try
[E]Melanie [F#]won’t you spend the [Abm]day with me
[E]Won’t you slap me one more [F#]time
one more [Abm]time.

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