Maxine
Cosmo JarvisVersion1
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
Dumb Kid, Dumb Kid, Dumb Kid
I'm not stalking you, I'm walking in front of you
But you're screaming
And I'm not grabbing you, or slapping the ass of you
But I'm dreaming
Cause I like girls in Trackies, I don't know why they just grab me
And I like how you stand up, I like how you stand up
I'm not that weird, I don't have a girl or beard
And I'm so fed up, so fed up
I wasn't really gonna get a tattoo of your name on my arm
Cause I don't have that much money I can spend, I can spend
No matter how much porn I download, I will always think of you
And I will be obsessed til the end, til the end
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
And I'd do anything you tell me to!
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
And I can't stop thinking of you!
I'm not a wanker, well I used to be, but I'm not anymore
Cause it makes me tired
And I'm glad you're happy, but if my love gets crappy
And I'm glad you're admired
And I know I'm immature, I won't stalk you anymore
I'm a dumb kid, dumb kid, dumb kid, dumb kid
And I'm not forgetting you, I'm just not gonna hit on you.
I'm sexually retarded.
Speaking of jacking, I was doing it today
But then I quit so I'd last longer, and you wouldn't laugh at me
I'm one of those guys, I can't let go and accept loathing
Cause I've got quite an addictive personality.
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
And I'd do anything you tell me to!
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
And I can't stop thinking of you!
I'm not saying we were gonna bang, but it would have been quite nice
And I would have liked it more, than the best thing in the world
You're not the first I've done a song about, trust me.
I'm really not that weird, I just get obsessed with girls!
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
And I'd do anything you tell me to! (My balls are cold)
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
And I can't stop thinking of you!
I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed
I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
And I'd do anything you tell me to!
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
And I can't stop thinking of you!
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Readable chord sheet for Maxine by Cosmo Jarvis
[C] [C] [C] [C] [F] [F] [F] [G] [x3] [C] [C] [C] [C] [F] [F]Dumb Kid, [F]Dumb Kid, [G]Dumb Kid [C]I'm not [C]stalking you, I'm [C]walking in [C]front of you But [F]you're screa[F]ming [F] [G] And [C]I'm not [C]grabbing you, or [C]slapping the [C]ass of you But [F]I'm drea[F]ming [F] [G] Cause [C]I like girls in [C]Trackies, I don't [C]know why they just [C]grab me And I [F]like how you stand [F]up, I [F]like how you stand [G]up [C]I'm not that [C]weird, I don't [C]have a girl or [C]beard And I'm [F]so fed [F]up, [F]so fed [G]up I wasn't [Am]really gonna [G]get a tattoo [Em]of your name on [Am]my arm Cause I [Am]don't have that much [G]money I can [Em]spend, I can [Am]spend No matter [Am]how much porn I [G]download, I will [Em]always think of [Am]you And [Am]I will be ob[G]sessed til the [Em]end, til the [Am]end Ma[C]xine, Ma[C]xine! You're [Dm]bloody obsc[C]ene! And I'd do [G]anything you [F]tell me [C]to! Ma[C]xine, Ma[C]xine! You're [Dm]bloody obsc[C]ene! And I [C]can't stop [G]thinking of y[C]ou! [C] [C] [C] [C] [F] [F] [F] [G] [x2] [C]I'm not a [C]wanker, well I [C]used to be, but I'm [C]not anymore Cause it [F]makes me [F]tired [F] [G] And [C]I'm glad you're [C]happy, but [C]if my love gets [C]crappy And I'm [F]glad you're ad[F]mired [F] [G] And I [C]know I'm imma[C]ture, I won't [C]stalk you any[C]more I'm a [F]dumb kid, [F]dumb kid, [F]dumb kid, [G]dumb kid And [C]I'm not for[C]getting you, I'm [C]just not gonna [C]hit on you. I'm [F]sexually re[F]tarded. [F] [G] [C] [C] [C] [C] [F] [F] [F] [G] [Am]Speaking of [G]jacking, I was [Em]doing it to[Am]day But then I [Am]quit so I'd last [G]longer, and you [Em]wouldn't laugh at [Am]me [Am]I'm one of those [G]guys, I can't let [Em]go and accept [Am]loathing Cause I've [Am]got quite an ad[G]dictive perso[Em]nali[Am]ty. Ma[C]xine, Ma[C]xine! You're [Dm]bloody obsc[C]ene! And I'd do [G]anything you [F]tell me [C]to! Ma[C]xine, Ma[C]xine! You're [Dm]bloody obsc[C]ene! And I [C]can't stop [G]thinking of y[C]ou! [Am] [G] [Em] [Am] [x4] I'm not [Am]saying we were [G]gonna bang, but [Em]it would have been [Am]quite nice And I [Am]would have liked it [G]more, than the [Em]best thing in the [Am]world [Am]You're not the [G]first I've done a [Em]song about, [Am]trust me. I'm [Am]really not that [G]weird, I just [Em]get obsessed with [A]girls! Ma[C]xine, Ma[C]xine! You're [Dm]bloody obsc[C]ene! And I'd do [G]anything you [F]tell me [C]to! (My balls are cold) Ma[C]xine, Ma[C]xine! You're [Dm]bloody obsc[C]ene! And I [C]can't stop [G]thinking of y[C]ou! [C] I'm ob[C]sessed, I'm ob[C]sessed, I'm ob[Dm]sessed, I'm ob[C]sessed I'm ob[G]sessed, I'm ob[F]sessed Ma[C]xine, Ma[C]xine! You're [Dm]bloody obsc[C]ene! And I'd do [G]anything you [F]tell me [C]to! Ma[C]xine, Ma[C]xine! You're [Dm]bloody obsc[C]ene! And I [C]can't stop [G]thinking of y[C]ou! [x2]