White Trash Christmas
Beer Softened StoolVersion1
90
Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
{tuning: Standard (EADGBE)}{section: Riff 1}{sot}-|---------------------------------------------------|-|---------------------------------------------------|-|---------------------------------------------------|-|--5--5--x--5--5--x--5--5--x--3--4--5---------------|-|--5--5--x--5--5--x--5--5--x--3--4--5---------------|-|--3--3--x--3--3--x--3--3--x--1--2--3---------------|{eot}{section: Verse}I cant' afford no presents this [Riff 1] year!{chorus 1}{section: Verse}I made him squeal like a pig last [riff 1] year!
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Arrangement source for White Trash Christmas by Beer Softened Stool
{tuning: Standard (EADGBE)}
Intro is a country riff played on [G][C][D]
{section: Riff 1}
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{section: Verse}
[G]Baby I'm dreamin' of a [F]white trash [A#] Cristmas
[G]My trailers double wide [F] so Santa can't [F#] miss it
[G]Baby I'm dreamin' of a [F]white trash [A#] Christmas [hold]
I cant' afford no presents this [Riff 1] year!
{chorus 1}
[C] My little boy junior he's a cotten-eyed-Joe
[G] he sits on the front porch strummin' his banjo
[C] my daughters always bitchin' after I take her to bed
[D] that I gotta pay for the pregnancy test!
[C] I'm countin' on you Santa and I hope you can hear
[G] please dontcha' skip my trailer this year. (riff 1)
{section: Verse}
[G]Baby I'm dreamin' of a [F]white trash [A#] Cristmas
[G]I'm asking you Santa to [F]please [F#]forgive us
[G]Baby I'm dreamin' of a [F]white trash [A#] Cristmas [hold]
I made him squeal like a pig last [riff 1] year!The chord source is shown as supplied because its ChordPro syntax could not be parsed.