Retards Make Good Friends
Beer Softened StoolVersion1
90
Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
e-------------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------------|
G----------------------------------------7--|
D--------2--------2--------2--------2----7--|
A--------2--------2--------2--------2----5--|
E--3p-0--0--3p-0--0--3p-0--0--3p-0--0-------|
Repeat the riff 4 x
Hey mama tell you what I say
Said I'm lookin' for a friend today
lookin for a friend I can trust
he's gotta ride in a short school bus
Retards.....Make Good Friends!
Retards.....Make Good Friends!
Retards.....Make Good Friends!
My friend Marc wears a hockey helmet
He shits his pants but he can't help it
Out in public he beats his dick
I use retards to pick up chicks
(lots of groaning and drooling)
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Readable chord sheet for Retards Make Good Friends by Beer Softened Stool
e-------------------------------------------| B-------------------------------------------| G----------------------------------------7--| D--------2--------2--------2--------2----7--| A--------2--------2--------2--------2----5--| E--3p-0--0--3p-0--0--3p-0--0--3p-0--0-------| Repeat the riff 4 x [E]Hey mama tell you what I say [E]Said I'm lookin' for a friend today [E]lookin for a friend I can trust [E]he's gotta ride in a short school bus [D]Retards.....[D]Make [Eb]Good [E]Friends! [D]Retards.....[D]Make [Eb]Good [E]Friends! [D]Retards.....[D]Make [Eb]Good [E]Friends! [E]My friend Marc wears a hockey helmet [E]He shits his pants but he can't help it [E]Out in public he beats his dick [E]I use retards to pick up chicks (lots of groaning and drooling) [A][B][C][D] [A][B][C][D][E]