Welcome To The Retard Ball
Beer Softened StoolVersion1
90
Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
Riff 1 "riff" 2
-|------------------------------|----------------------|
-|------------------------------|--2/-9--9-10-11-12----|
-|----------------------3--2----|--2/-9--9-10-11-12----|
-|----------------------3--2----|--2/-9--9-10-11-12----|
-|---2--2--2--2------2----------|----------------------|
-|---0--0--0--0--0-0-0----------|----------------------|
play riff 1 8x then slide riff 2 and hold
Hey baby do ya wanna dance?!
ya lookin' good I feel like romance!
See the girl with the helmet on?!
Her leg braces really turn me on!
Disco lights dancin' off your hair!
Take the brake off of your wheelchair!
Welcome to the Retard ball tonight!
Welcome to the Retard ball tonight!
Electric Brenda shes a Mongoloid!
When she gets to lovin' all the boys!
They come a rollin' in their wheely carts!
ya know Brenda's gonna break thier hearts!
uh oh! Someone had an accident!
SMells like Marc done pooped his pants!
Source: Songsterr · Rights holder? Request removal.
Readable chord sheet for Welcome To The Retard Ball by Beer Softened Stool
Riff 1 "riff" 2 -|------------------------------|----------------------| -|------------------------------|--2/-9--9-10-11-12----| -|----------------------3--2----|--2/-9--9-10-11-12----| -|----------------------3--2----|--2/-9--9-10-11-12----| -|---2--2--2--2------2----------|----------------------| -|---0--0--0--0--0-0-0----------|----------------------| play riff 1 8x then slide riff 2 and hold [G]Hey baby do ya wanna dance?! [G]ya lookin' good I feel like romance! [C]See the girl with the helmet on?! [C]Her leg braces really turn me on! [G]Disco lights dancin' off your hair! [G]Take the brake off of your wheelchair! [D]Welcome to the [C]Retard ball to[G]night! [D]Welcome to the [C]Retard ball to[G]night! [G][C][C#][D] [G]Electric Brenda shes a Mongoloid! [G]When she gets to lovin' all the boys! [C]They come a rollin' in their wheely carts! [C]ya know Brenda's gonna break thier hearts! [G]uh oh! Someone had an accident! [G]SMells like Marc done pooped his pants!