Where's My Sex?
WeezerVersion1
90
Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
This is the line u play in the verse ;D
Here is the lil tab:
E----------------------------------------------------|
B----------------------------------------------------|
G----------------------------------------------------|
D----------------------------------------------------|
A-----7-----7-5-----5-3------3-2--2--2--2--5---------|
E-----7-----7-5-----5-3------3-2--2--2--2--5---------|
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Mom made my sex, she knitted it with her hands
Sex-making is a family tradition
Going back to the caveman days
They were walking around in a haze
Until they figured it out
And they said 'gosh dang, this is great!'
But now I'm like a prehistoric screwball
Walking round with no sex at all
(I said) Where's my sex? I thought it was here
Under the bench but it isn't there
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
I'm running late, I can't be late
I can't go out without my sex, it's cold outside and my toes get wet
And people will think that I'm an alien just cruising in to make a friend
Meg likes to hide it, she said that it gives her a kick
It may be under the rug or stuck in a shoe closet
Or tumbling round in the washing machine, she's always trying to get me clean
She adds detergent and bounce to eliminate static cling
It's gonna be another hour or more
Till I am ready to walk out the door
(I said) Where's my sex? I thought it was here
Under the bench but it isn't there
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
I'm running late, I can't be late
I can't go out without my sex, it's cold outside and my toes get wet
And people will think that I'm an alien just cruising in to make a friend
Bb Eb Bb Eb (Come on be my friend)
People can you hear me talking
I know you all are happy, rocking
Could you lend me a dime, pretty please?
Brother, sister, got time? I've got no
Sex on my feet, Sex in my drawer
Sex in my shoes or sex on the floor
(I said) Where's my sex? I thought it was here
Under the bench but it isn't there
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
I'm running late, I can't be late
I can't go out without my sex, it's cold outside and my toes get wet
And people will think that I'm an alien just cruising in to make a friend
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Readable chord sheet for Where's My Sex? by Weezer
[A] [G] [F] [E] [G]
This is the line u play in the verse ;D
Here is the lil tab:
E----------------------------------------------------|
B----------------------------------------------------|
G----------------------------------------------------|
D----------------------------------------------------|
A-----7-----7-5-----5-3------3-2--2--2--2--5---------|
E-----7-----7-5-----5-3------3-2--2--2--2--5---------|
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[A] Mom [G]made my [F]sex, she [E]knitted [G]it [A]with her [G]hands [F] [E] [G]
Sex-making is a family tradition
Going back to the caveman days
They were walking around in a haze
Until they figured it out
And they said 'gosh dang, this is great!'
[F]But now I'm like a prehistoric screwball
[D]Walking round with no sex at all
(I said) [A]Where's my [G]sex? I [F]thought it was [E]here [G]
[A]Under the be[G]nch but [F]it isn't th[E]ere [G]
I've [A]got no i[G]dea where [F]it disap[E]peared [G]to
I'm [A]running la[G]te, I [F]can't be l[E]ate [G]
I [C]can't go out with[G]out my sex, it's [D]cold outside and my [A]toes get wet
And [C]people will think that I'm an [G]alien just [D]cruising in to make a friend
[A]Meg li[G]kes to h[F]ide it, s[E]he said [G]tha[A]t it give[G]s her a [F]kick [E] [G]
It may be under the rug or stuck in a shoe closet
Or tumbling round in the washing machine, she's always trying to get me clean
She adds detergent and bounce to eliminate static cling
[F]It's gonna be another hour or more
[D]Till I am ready to walk out the door
(I said) [A]Where's my [G]sex? I [F]thought it was [E]here [G]
[A]Under the be[G]nch but [F]it isn't th[E]ere [G]
I've [A]got no i[G]dea where [F]it disap[E]peared [G]to
I'm [A]running la[G]te, I [F]can't be l[E]ate [G]
I [C]can't go out with[G]out my sex, it's [D]cold outside and my [A]toes get wet
And [C]people will think that I'm an [G]alien just [D]cruising in to make a friend
Bb Eb Bb Eb (Come on be my friend)
[Bb] [Eb] [Bb] [Eb]
[Bb]People [Eb]can you hear [Bb]me [Eb]talking
[Bb]I know you [Eb]all are hap[Bb]py, [Eb]rocking
[Bb]Could you [Eb]lend me a [Bb]dime, [Eb]pretty please?
[Bb]Brother, [Eb]sister, got [Bb]time? [Eb]I've got no
[Bb]Sex on my [Eb]feet, [Bb]Sex in my [Eb]drawer
[Bb]Sex in my [Eb]shoes or [Bb]sex on the [Eb]floor
(I said) [A]Where's my [G]sex? I [F]thought it was [E]here [G]
[A]Under the be[G]nch but [F]it isn't th[E]ere [G]
I've [A]got no i[G]dea where [F]it disap[E]peared [G]to
I'm [A]running la[G]te, I [F]can't be l[E]ate [G]
I [C]can't go out with[G]out my sex, it's [D]cold outside and my [A]toes get wet
And [C]people will think that I'm an [G]alien just [D]cruising in to make a friend
[A]
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